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WashedOver, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I assume this was the same for the Harlequin Romance Novels too? I knew a few women over the years that had a bunch of these books. They seemed to digest them like monthly magazines.

In some ways it’s sort of a business dream to be able to keep repacking the same nuts and bolts to make something slightly different for consumers who will keep paying. It’s pretty efficient.

Still I’ve not read a Harlequin Romance nor have I seen a Hallmark movie. This doesn’t mean I’ve not seen all of the Star Wars movies or a good majority of the Marvel ones.

blindsight,

LitRPGs are like that, too.

Swing sword. Cast spell. Numbers go up. Defeat dragon. Complete quest. Numbers go up. Dungeon dive. Cool loot. Numbers go up.

I love them. I’ve read four this week.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

To be fair, there are only 7 basic plots that exist

BobGnarley,

This is super cool had no idea about this! Thank you

ChicoSuave,

Harlequin novels are bodice rippers and basically porn without pictures. Literate ladies are thirsty but want something top shelf to sip on.

frosty99c,

“In some ways it’s sort of a business dream to be able to keep repacking the same nuts and bolts to make something slightly different for consumers who will keep paying. It’s pretty efficient.”

Madden. FIFA. Call of Duty.

Phanatik,

At this point, Ubisoft and Bethesda games can be thrown in too.

addie,
@addie@feddit.uk avatar

Friend of mine’s dad used to write some Mills and Boon ones, which is the UK equivalent I suppose. We all found it hilarious. Had to sign up for one the ‘8 pre-approved plots’ in advance, and then got paid about a penny a word. You need to be properly cranking out text to even reach minimum wage - it would be easier to work stocking the shelves at a supermarket, quite frankly. But yeah, not an environment that fosters innovation.

WashedOver, in More guns = safer
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I have to think miniature guns for toddlers would open up whole new segments for gun manufacturers

TheMightyCanuck, (edited )
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar
  • shareholders loved that *
Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

In 2021 4,752 children had gun related deaths. That’s 13 a day.

ElleChaise,

Yes, but we refer to it as 14 a day, because 13 is bad luck.

gmtom,

Yeah but if those children had guns to protect themselves from the guns then it would have been 0.

Checkmate libruls

Defenestrator,
grayman,

How many of those were gang members under 18?

PsychedSy,

Depending on source, some were gang members over 18.

RaoulDook,

There are 74 million children aged 0-18 in the USA. Going by your numbers, that means in 2021 that 99.99999% of children in the USA were not harmed by guns.

Kairus,

I know your number is a hyperbole, the real percent given the numbers in the thread is ~99.994%, or 14999/15000 unharmed, which, most supporters wouldn’t bat an eye at anyway

MBZzZzZzZz,

With different skins. There’ll be a pokemon skin, a lego skin, a paw patrol skin … The market is endless, and most importantly, untapped.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Start them young. With extracurricular marksmanship classes as well, to get them to shoot accurately

funkless_eck,

this was a Sacha Baron Cohen bit

meowMix2525,

Oh don’t worry, they’re working on it. Look up the JR-15.

henfredemars, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

I met the author… a guy who wrote the script for one of the pictured movies. He was doing stand-up comedy on a cruise ship. He said yes, they are all terrible, but there’s a certain audience for them and they’re quite profitable.

He said I want you to think of me when you’re forced to watch one of these. I want you to know who is responsible, and that I’m very sorry.

Imgonnatrythis,

Assume AI writes them now.

randomaside,
@randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Who was he?

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Wow, that’s brutal. “I want you to know who did this to you!”

agressivelyPassive,

They probably cost next to nothing to produce, so even a small audience will make them profitable.

I wonder, if you could just cycle through the same 5 movies without anyone noticing.

WarmSoda,

They have two movies that are the same exact movie but told through two different main characters point of view. Same scenes and everything.

It’s actually an interesting idea on paper. And Hallmark is probably the perfect way to do something like that.

grue,

It’s actually an interesting idea on paper.

I’m hearing an implied “but not on screen…”

nilloc, (edited )

None of them are interesting in practice, but the idea of two versions of a movie being filmed at once sounds like it could be cool. And if successful, would be almost twice as profitable as one.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

The idea worked out pretty well in “To every you I’ve loved before” and “To me, the one who loved you”.

I somehow doubt Hallmark did quite as good a job of it.

flashgnash,

Hallmark red and hallmark blue. There are certain characters you can only get through trading with someone who watched the other film

BCsven,

They are definitely lower budget than ‘normal’ movies. But even as a low budget it still requires all the same production staff, camera, sound, editor, crew park staff, food services, wranglers, casting etc. The cheap part is unknown actors and not a lot of travel. Source: my wife has done background work on many movies and TV shows. As background they get paid to sit until call time. so scene maybe half hour, but all the background people waiting get a full hourly pay and all the food you want while waiting. You will notice on hallmark they zoom in tight so background is barely visible, this helps not having a large set of background people. in one movie at the mall they had my wife shopping and walking back and forth. it works for the scene but if you watched it closely you would notice the same lady in every scene carrying different boxes or bags.

mindbleach,

It is kinda weird they haven’t made the Teletubbies decision to stop making new episodes once they have enough to loop. Once they have, what, three hundred? Then they can fill twelve hours per day from Halloween until Christmas. Shift those by a few movies every year and people will catch a whole different set based on when they watch TV.

SkySyrup, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

it’s funny how seriously people are taking this lol. good shitpost

Vode_An,

I think the downvotes are from how obstinate I’m being. I clearly marked it with a /s

CMDR_Horn, in Happy Holidays
@CMDR_Horn@lemmy.ml avatar

Merry Christmas!

menemen, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr
@menemen@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, if in one movie he’d wear red and she green that would be a revolution I guess.

criticon, in Happy Holidays

Season gettings 🤮

rgb3x3, in Cope harder pasta eaters/s

Okay, I’m going to be that guy because I don’t see it being pointed out already.

That’s not actual Italian pizza, it’s still an Americanized version.

Real Italian pizza is so thin you have to eat it with a fork and knife and it’s meant for one person, not to share. The one in the picture is still way too thick to be real Italian.

But real Italian pizza in Italy really is on another level. It’s so god damned good, it makes all pizza in America look like cardboard with sauce.

MajorMajormajormajor,

Exactly, plus it’s usually cheap as hell too, along with being mind blowing-ly good.

Not everyone gets the chance to go to Italy though, so just enjoy the pizza and op should stop gate keeping a delicious food.

Vode_An,

I’m not gatekeeping, I’m countering the papist menace known as “single serve” pizzas.

It’s part of the anti-Freemason plot to prevent us eating communally in order to reduce obesity amongst alter boys.

vivadanang,

It’s part of the anti-Freemason plot to prevent us eating communally in order to reduce obesity amongst alter boys.

thank you I needed this laugh

Vode_An,

Glad it caused a laugh.

Holzkohlen,

Thicc pizza is my guilty pleasure

Pyrozo007,

“Real italian pizza is so thin” Yeah that’s just not true, there are many different types of Italian pizza, the most standard of which is like the one pictured. The form varies in popularity by region.

I_am_10_squirrels,

The Napoli pizza portofoglio is the best

shasta,

Yeah I don’t think so. They have different kinds of pizza in Italy. When I visited, I ate both kinds (as pictured and as you described). However, no sign of anything resembling Dominoes or frozen pizzas from the US. They were both delicious, but I prefer the slightly thicker and doughy crust seen in OP’s picture.

Vode_An,

The one on the left was by an Italian in an Italian cultural zone known as new Amsterdam (fucking hipsters changing the names of everything).

rimorso,

I’m Italian, can confirm that that pizza looks like a correct napolitan style pizza

beefcat,

i’ve had real italian pizza, in italy. it was fucking delicious, but it doesn’t make the best pies i’ve had in places like new york or chicago taste like cardboard with sauce. some places in nyc can absolutely go toe-to-toe with italy.

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catsup, (edited )

Oh that’s really handy! Thanks m7

Touching_Grass, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

I laugh at this meme while kicking pile of DVDs all with zombies in foreground with boobs and spaceships in background

HowManyNimons,

They sound like good movies. Any recommendations?

Touching_Grass,

Zombalien 1-8

magnetosphere, (edited ) in They don't know which plumbing fixtures are better or worse do you think a plumber would work here?
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I work at a hardware store. Amusingly, the most detailed questions I’ve gotten have been asked by people calling on the phone. I love it when people have a specific item number and I can just look it up on the computer right away. We have detailed descriptions and specifications of most things in our inventory, and I’m more than happy to spend time helping people who know what they’re talking about.

When people call and give a vague description of an item that may or may not even exist, then I get exasperated. If I’m too busy to play twenty questions, I’ll just say that we don’t carry it. I have no problem helping that same person when they’re in the store, but when they call, they’re inevitably doing other things and aren’t listening to me anyway. If they won’t take their own problem seriously, I’m not going to, either.

kool_newt, (edited ) in Lemmy users be like

Those pants tho, I just can’t get over them (15 yrs later). It’s like they ran out of the bathroom in a hurry saying “yo fool, check this deuce I just dropped! Where’s the poop knife I gotta cut this shit!”

Yamainwitch,

It was the style of the time!

pineapplelover,

I’ve always wondered why sagging is even a trend. What are the origins of it?

capt_wolf,
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

I tell my clients it comes from prison as a sign you were looking for sex.

Close and possibly true for some, but apparently it was more just that they weren’t allowed to have belts to hold up their pants. When people got released, they continued to wear them loose because they were comfortable. The trend then spread to hip hop and other cultures in the 90s.

feedum_sneedson,

Big older brother hand me downs or something, that’s probably apocryphal though.

Mostly I just want to say, respect to the guy on the left for wearing his trousers basically normally.

capt_wolf, (edited )
@capt_wolf@lemmy.world avatar

Pants on the ground,

Pants on the ground,

Lookin’ like a fool with ya pants on the ground!

DragonTypeWyvern,

I actually never noticed their pants are around their ankles until now

RIP_Cheems, in It's funnt because it's true
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You had access to the entire spice trade, WHY DIDNT YOU USE IT???

10_0,

Never been to a British supermarket

Hagels_Bagels,
@Hagels_Bagels@lemmygrad.ml avatar

You can buy paprika at Tescos but British food is still shit.

10_0,

Capitalism at its best, spices are expensive for canned food so can’t compete, and theres no demand for spices in ready-made food

kool_newt, in Hallmark channel go brrrrr

I love these movies, I think part of it is that holiday movies are some of the only light-hearted movies around that aren’t for kids. I don’t care that they suck in real terms or are all the same (something about xmas brings enhances my tolerance for terrible music and movies), I do wish they Hallmark knew about POC and LGBTQIA.

BCsven,

We used to call it Schlock not sure if that term is still used

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

It’s usually used to describe movies like Ghost Rider, Tremors, Con Air

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Tremors isn’t schlock. Some of the sequels, maybe, but Tremors is a classic.

solidsnake2085,
@solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not in Hallmark’s demo.

calypsopub,

My husband absolutely adored these because they were wholesome with no gratuitous sex or violence. He was a conservative Christian and these were some of the few shows he could really enjoy unreservedly. (I doubt he would have been pleased to see a gay story, though. He’s not around to ask, unfortunately.)

I find them predictable and banal. But to each his own. He would watch a Hallmark movie in one room and I’d be in the other room watching Criminal Minds or something LOL

afraid_of_zombies, in My parents were watching the History Channel and needed to inform me of this amazing theory

So sick of that garbage. They should be legally required to call themselves the hurr-story channel

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