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altima_neo, in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!
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You guys had remotes as kids?

We had to get up and turn the knob.

tfw_no_toiletpaper,
Preacher,

We’d just pull that knob off and hide it

betahack, in Much Better

Hey! They fixed Satan’s cable!

kubica, in Later me will manage
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You can try to convince me but my brain thinks that's some kind of propaganda.

A_Union_of_Kobolds, in That’s it, that’s the whole meme.

I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos

They’ve gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? “Let’s see, I got ‘cyborg’, and… ‘corn’. Alright, Jennifer, let’s get you into that shiny unitard. Where’s catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!”

KingJalopy,
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And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.

agentshags,
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I’m guessing some kind of bio engineering related use was expected, but even if that’s the case, the syringe is still fucking weird lol

Confuzzeled,

She’s clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It’s as plain as the visor on my face.

CoderKat,

My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?

son_named_bort, in One can dream

My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that’s on top of the little table that you’re eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

ReaperWithASniper,
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nevial, in Bone jaw
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Bone jaw no

Gradually_Adjusting, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
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Honestly looking back, it was the only way.

ivanafterall,
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Was it?

Gradually_Adjusting,
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It was that or one of several worse fates

ivanafterall,
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several worse fates

Small world! I married two of these gals and dated several others from the gang.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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Go with God

Shit with Satan

MrPoopyButthole, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro

Also God watching all genocide

danc4498,

He loves some childhood cancer too! REALLY accelerates that character development.

someguy3, in It's so annoying

Turtle?

Ragdoll_X, in It's so annoying
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That’s me basically every 10 mins or so. My attention span is not what it used to be…

Veedem, in Bone jaw
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I’ve never even thought about the English sounding equivalent until now.

And now I don’t think I’ll ever be able to NOT think about it. God damn it.

wholeofthemoon,

Is it not more like Bon jaw?

MisterD,

Bon jewr

nightdice,

Depending on the accent, it may also be closer to bong jewr

tycho,

What? There is no hard g sound afaik.

shuzuko,

It’s more trying to indicate the tongue placement - an N sounds different depending on whether you place it at the front of the tongue or back of the tongue. Back of the tongue is much more nasal, which is frequently associated with French accents, and could sound almost like an “ng” sound to someone less familiar with nasal pronunciations.

Kecessa,

There isn’t, but in some regions of France the accent makes it sound like it

samus12345, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
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Big plot point for Across the Spider-verse.

HubertManne, in Much Better
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yeah Ill take this over the thoughts and prayers.

whoisearth,
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Forgive me father for I want to sin

Land_Strider,

Don’t sin! It is unkind to reject a well-intended gift.

ultra, in Paradox how could you

Most of the reviews are because of bad performance, but a friend told me FPS massivly increases on medium settings. They just defaulted to high for some reason

misterwu, (edited )

Well yes the Performance gets better on Medium. But the problem with this game is that it’s not optimized at all. The devs basically admitted it even before launch.

Edit: someone did a deep analysis on the games rendering system.

HerrLewakaas,

The devs said they couldn’t reach the level of optimization they were aiming for in time for release. Would you rather have them release the game a month late or play on medium for a month. I know what I prefer. You don’t know what you’re talking about frankly when you say its “not optimized at all”

misterwu, (edited )

Yeah I know exactly what im talking about. Leaving aside that I myself do Vulkan c++ programming and know what proper graphics optimization looks like, im also a gamer. I can run nearly any new AAA+ game on ultra settings with 60+ fps on my rig. Cities skylines runs with 20 on Max settings, 30 on high and 40-50 on Medium. Saying that cs2 is not optimized is an understatement. Stop shilling shit products.

UltraMagnus0001, in That's just a matter of the amount of coffee

You can’t play catch up on sleep and it will cause cancer. Sleep repairs your body and mind and it needs to be a cycle.

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