I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos
They’ve gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? “Let’s see, I got ‘cyborg’, and… ‘corn’. Alright, Jennifer, let’s get you into that shiny unitard. Where’s catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!”
My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?
My director got knocked off in the middle of a call where we were trying to establish requirements with a specialist due to a Windows update. I would have laughed if these guys weren’t worth so much.
Should have laughed if this was a corporate device. They ignored the continuous popups for too long and was forced into compliance at an inconvenient time because they couldn’t be bothered to reboot at the end of the day for likely 2 weeks.
Our corporate devices are set to update and reboot automatically. This is set to happen in the evenings and usually works, but sometimes does not. I leave my device online and powered on 24/7 and still get caught by midday updates that were scheduled for 2am.
This reminds me when I was active duty, I had an OIC that would always come up with ways to distract us from working. He wanted us to work, but also he got bored and wanted to talk about stuff. Most of the time it was an okay level of distraction, especially on deployments. It was mainly just annoying but most officers are so…
He always liked to ask everyone about dinosaurs. Like if you could be a dinosaur, what type of dinosaur would you want to be? He also convinced one of the younger guys that there are probably dinosaurs still living in caves in the Earth and we just haven’t discovered them yet. I don’t miss working for some of the “time goblin” type people in the military that don’t let you get your work done.
^^^^actually when you poisoned the water supply we discovered that the city’s pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing that to our attention to that. milliomns of people have gotten really sick over the last few years.
secondly becausw you snuck past the security cameras so easily, we discovered that the funds for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so you busted a major fraud ring.
and lastly the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diharrea, but we found it’s also a great source of vitamin C which recent studies show residents have not been getting enough of. it’s also an effective probiotic that helps people fight off a particularly nasty virus that we’ve been trying to keep a handle on for some time now without much success. really can’t thank you enough
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