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TropicalDingdong, in Felt cute contributing to Lemmy, might delete later, idk

Gotta hand it to you…

A_Union_of_Kobolds, in That’s it, that’s the whole meme.

I wonder what a work day is like for the person who comes up with the concept for the stock photos

They’ve gotta just take random nouns from a list and mash em together, right? “Let’s see, I got ‘cyborg’, and… ‘corn’. Alright, Jennifer, let’s get you into that shiny unitard. Where’s catering? Someone get me an ear of corn from catering! Raw, dammit, with the husk!”

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

And a syringe! For you know, reasons or something.

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m guessing some kind of bio engineering related use was expected, but even if that’s the case, the syringe is still fucking weird lol

Confuzzeled,

She’s clearly injecting corn with gmos, digitally altered cyber 5g dna. It’s as plain as the visor on my face.

CoderKat,

My best guess is that they hope some agriculture or GMO company might have a use for it. Basically crops + future theme. Maybe they were trying to stand out from the likely vastly more common corn + person in lab coat?

CancerMancer, in Funtastic 😅

My director got knocked off in the middle of a call where we were trying to establish requirements with a specialist due to a Windows update. I would have laughed if these guys weren’t worth so much.

MaxHardwood,

Should have laughed if this was a corporate device. They ignored the continuous popups for too long and was forced into compliance at an inconvenient time because they couldn’t be bothered to reboot at the end of the day for likely 2 weeks.

CancerMancer,

Our corporate devices are set to update and reboot automatically. This is set to happen in the evenings and usually works, but sometimes does not. I leave my device online and powered on 24/7 and still get caught by midday updates that were scheduled for 2am.

surfb, in Felt cute contributing to Lemmy, might delete later, idk

Why delete later?

beccaboben,

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

surfb,

Looks like you need a hand. Nice picture 👌

SloppyPuppy, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

Oh, sorry, I have to

  1. take the kid out of kindergarten
  2. Mom to a checkup
  3. Meet a friend at the (insert some lie)
  4. Take my cousin to the airport
  5. Buy some shit from the pharmacy
  6. Catch the last bus
  7. Go smoke some weed at home
reployer,

got it: “I have to smoke some weed with my mom at the kindergarten”

SloppyPuppy,

Yep this is what I gotta do. See you next week. Ok byeee

sounddrill, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

Was there some thing I could have…

Diabolo96, in That’s it, that’s the whole meme.

Our AI overlord posing with her best GMO food for her propaganda campaign showing her superiority to the weak human lead countries.

The poster will have some text saying :

At the top :


<span style="color:#323232;"> "No More Hunger"
</span>

At the bottom :


<span style="color:#323232;"> "No Strings Attached"
</span>
LtLiana, in O.O
@LtLiana@startrek.website avatar

That’s how I met my girlfriend, unironically, lol. Since then I have to explain to family why I have a huge-ass dog crate in my bedroom. :3

redprog, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

This is like the fifth time I see this post today

Notyou, in I hate this job

This reminds me when I was active duty, I had an OIC that would always come up with ways to distract us from working. He wanted us to work, but also he got bored and wanted to talk about stuff. Most of the time it was an okay level of distraction, especially on deployments. It was mainly just annoying but most officers are so…

He always liked to ask everyone about dinosaurs. Like if you could be a dinosaur, what type of dinosaur would you want to be? He also convinced one of the younger guys that there are probably dinosaurs still living in caves in the Earth and we just haven’t discovered them yet. I don’t miss working for some of the “time goblin” type people in the military that don’t let you get your work done.

snausagesinablanket,
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

time goblin I need to use this phrase. ty

NoSpiritAnimal, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

“Email me chief, I’ll take a look when I get a chance”

The chance is always Monday morning.

TheCheddarCheese, in My favorite time of the year.
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

i poisoned the water supply now everyone ded

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

^^^^actually when you poisoned the water supply we discovered that the city’s pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing that to our attention to that. milliomns of people have gotten really sick over the last few years.

secondly becausw you snuck past the security cameras so easily, we discovered that the funds for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so you busted a major fraud ring.

and lastly the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diharrea, but we found it’s also a great source of vitamin C which recent studies show residents have not been getting enough of. it’s also an effective probiotic that helps people fight off a particularly nasty virus that we’ve been trying to keep a handle on for some time now without much success. really can’t thank you enough

^(lest you get weirded out)^

HubertManne, in I wonder if my job here is done?! (so proud of y'all) [day10]
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

what they will do to get hugs but not admit they want hugs.

ComradeWeebelo, in Back home

Here I am wishing I still lived with my mother. I’ve had nothing but problems since moving out on my own. Hopefully things get better some day.

killeronthecorner, in Mom look im joining in on the trend
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

This lady is meaning the business

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