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TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Much Better

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

Feirdro,

That tracks.

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

Viking_Hippie,

Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Viking_Hippie,

Aww I’m sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.

Viking_Hippie,

No problem, haver of great hair!

Slow,

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

nehal3m, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro

I am seething at the misuse of this meme.

Yes I’ll go touch grass, begrudgingly, shut up.

theletterw, in Paradox how could you

Makes me think of the Spore hype train…

ChrisLicht,

Spore early game was fun.

FMT99,

Except like the rest of the game, way too shallow. The idea of it was amazing though.

Ethalis,

Honestly the endgame was pretty fun as well on face value if a bit barren, it’s the midgame that was super disappointing to me. Overall it’s a decent game imo, it just set expectations way too high and couldn’t deliver

DragonTypeWyvern,

I thought the endgame was terrible, and I’m all about sci-fi. Just never been one for “wow look at this randomly generated content!?!?”

Honytawk,

Meh, the end game was boring and tedious.

Mid wasn’t as great but at least it had content that wasn’t so freaking slow.

The start, that is where it is at.

ryn, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
@ryn@lemmy.ml avatar

The five apps for me are probably:

  • Lemmy
  • Mastodon
  • Discord
  • HN
  • My school portal (bruh)
RealPuyo,

Yo whats HN?

ryn,
@ryn@lemmy.ml avatar

hacker news

Cylusthevirus, in Lookin at you Blahaja Zone
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Yes, clearly the only people that don't like commies are fascists, like all of those people who lived under nominally "communist" regimes. Weird how they developed fascism from the experience.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Where did I say all people that dont like Commies are Fascists? I merely stated that anticommunism is a rallying cry for fascist lmao.

EmperorHenry, in MOAR STOCK PHOTOS
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Holding a gun like that…the recoil will be bad for your face.

SendMePhotos, in Sure it is

Open window - > “POWER BOTTOMS (arrows pointing to lower floors) "

Shatur, in coming back to Lemmy after a few hours like
@Shatur@lemmy.ml avatar

Maybe it’s the plan? First post memes with stock photos with no content, and then start posting actual memes about it?

getoffthedrugsdude,

I welcome all of it

CM400, in FULL CIRCLE MEME

It won’t be truly full circle until someone finds a stock photo of beans stroganoff.

TransplantedSconie, in Sure it is

Upper left is the true confederate flag

Sotuanduso,

Is this a joke or are you saying they should have put a flag up too?

DragonTypeWyvern,

They lost.

calebcharles,

It’s a very funny joke. A white flag was literally their flag. It caused some issues when they tried to surrender and kept getting shot. So, they had to up their design game.

Rebels_Droppin,
@Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world avatar

White flags are the sign for surrender

TheGoldenV,

The only one that mattered.

Sharpiemarker,

Got em!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Above left lives a gay African-American Jazz trumpeter

DoucheBagMcSwag, in Much Better

Holy Sccchit

guyrocket, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

I resemble this meme.

Ouch.

ysjet, in "No trust me, going to this ball is absolutely relevant to the plot, I assure you."

So I can obviously recognize Cyborg, Starfire, beast boy, raven, and presumably that’s Robin and Flash, but who is the dark-haired girl on the left?

Goblin_Mode,

Which ones cyborg

_haha_oh_wow_,
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

More than I knew: Didn’t know who the redhead guy was.

Cort,

Lightning bolt tie pin was the only thing that clued me in.

Zoomboingding,
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neoman4426,

Donna Troy version of Wonder Girl maybe? Has black hair and was a Titan

QuantumSparkles,

I thought it was Zatanna until someone pointed out the arm braces

NakariLexfortaine,

Silver bracers, black dress with sparkles, seems like Donna Troy to me.

I can’t think of anyone else with quite the same pattern as they normally use for her.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Wonder Girl?

satans_crackpipe, in Funtastic 😅

Microsoft really doesn’t want Linux running on bare metal.

intrepid,

Back when Microsoft started showing interest in and contributing to Linux, I knew that they were up to something no good like this. But honestly, anyone who thinks that WSL running inside a very abusive Windows environment is an alternative to true Linux/BSD experience, is frankly clueless. They deserve everything MS subjects them to.

InputZero,

I tried WSL for a week to give it a fair shake. It sucked just horrible all around. The worst part is that it left behind reginfo and other crap I’m too afraid of trying to remove from fear of borking my windows install. Yeah I can reinstall it but I’m lazy.

paddirn, in Much Better

I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.

TheBat,
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Wasn’t there a temple in Greece where priestesses would have sex with devotees?

Slow,

Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.

paddirn,

Not sure, it’s possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn’t doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

"i've told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!"

Slow,

A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you…

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