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Sparkega, in I lose mine last month :(

I store mine between my phone and phone case.

Mubelotix,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

All that weight you need to carry over time

Squid, in I lose mine last month :(

I never kept mine and used a needle instead

doomkernel, in I lose mine last month :(

Clip gang unite!

Pat_Riot, in Give cheese
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Walkin’ in da club wit dat chedda

onlooker, in And orange
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Those eyes have seen everything the world has to offer.

mycatiskai, (edited ) in worse than dad jokes

What’s the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can use a pitchfork on the babies.

Viking_Hippie,

How many dead babies are in a truckload?

Depends on how many parts they’re in.

mycatiskai,

If they are in too many parts you’re going to need a shovel.

PaX, in Inspired by reading everyday news
@PaX@hexbear.net avatar

I’ll believe it when we dismantle the nukes, class society, and fossil fuel industry. A better world is possible but only if we fight for it.

Viking_Hippie, in Deconstructed food is always annoying

Deconstructed salad sounds like the chef is just too lazy to construct one and wants to be praised for it…

tetris11, in War is a business and business is good

More info on Boeing?

eatham,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

And on raytheon, what did they do?

Custoslibera, (edited )

Boeing and Raytheon are massive weapon companies that make drones, missiles, targeting systems etc

IWantToFuckSpez,

So buy their stocks?

Zehzin, (edited )
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Raytheon stocks more than doubled in value this year.

You could say business is booming

nikscha,

Both are in the arms business. They make money from war.

maniacal_gaff,

Yup and if they didn’t make money, Putin’s tanks would have just ravaged Ukraine instead of being blown up all over the place by Javelins.

criticon,

They make shitty earbuds and sponsor YouTubers and podcast /s

craftyindividual,

You joke but I used to get Raycon, Ray-Ban and Raytheon confused at a time.

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

Imagine if they had the same parent company?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Boeing and Raytheon are military contractors, and the US has characteristically kept itself in or around global conflict in order to continue handing out multi-billion dollar contracts to these companies (and more like them.) Weapons/Platform manufacturing and sales is a large portion of our economic output.

keefshape, (edited ) in Loving this AI revolution so far

Fuck you Seagate, this doesn’t excuse your behaviour. I would like my drive RMAd please

Three months to actually initiate the rma. Got billed 3x for replacements i have yet to receive. Please dont come at me when they didn’t show up.

M1st3rM, in Frank!

He looks like Michael from the office

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar
kambusha,

With Ron Swanson administering the poly

RamSwamson,

Ron would never do such a thing.

ntma, in Get out and vote!

The people who vote are loses.

These are the people who think electing some person they never met or spent any alone time with will magically make their lives better.

MrSmiley62,

People you’ve never met or spent any time alone with basically make your life better super frequently. Medical scientists developing new treatments, engineers coming up with better/more efficient/safer alternatives, state and local governments and councils maintaining services, etc.

pingveno,

If you’ve never met or contacted your representatives, that’s likely by your own choice. They generally make themselves fairly available to some degree.

FloridaMan, in When you use Linux instead of GNU/Linux on Lemmy
@FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar

This never gets old lol

thantik, (edited ) in When you use Linux instead of GNU/Linux on Lemmy

Not all Linux contains GNU command line utilities or glibc. Asahi Linux is an example of this, the Linux distro for the new Apple Silicon.

Edit: Correction!

Satelllliiiiiiiteeee,
@Satelllliiiiiiiteeee@kbin.social avatar

Asahi is the distro for Apple Silicon, not Alpine.

RIP_Cheems, in I'm going to have the coolest dustrunner ever
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Me and the boys in the apocalypse

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