TokyoMonsterTrucker

@TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Thanks for reminding me that there is no Drive 2 *sob

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Rinse, repeat, ad infinitum. Every generation thinks exactly the same way.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

It has never worked for me. On any platform. Not one time. I blocked that fucking bot months ago.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

“Suspect is not driving a Mercedes, repeat, NOT A MERCEDES”

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

The order of operations is not part of a holy text that must be blindly followed. If these numbers had units and we knew what quantity we were trying to solve for, there would be no argument whatsoever about what to do. This is a question that never comes up in physics because you can use dimensional analysis to check to see if you did the algebra correctly. Context matters.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

One of my favorite podcasts is Knowledge Fight, where a couple of dudes break down Alex’s shows and his shitty, relentlessly flawed and often inconsistent opinions and narratives.

Alex seems more and more unhinged lately and it wouldn’t surprise me if he eats a bullet or has an oops-I-killed-myself-by-accident kinda event in the not-distant future. Being the type of asshole he is, he will absolutely preemptively blame any apparent suicide on the (((cabal)))/deep state. Gotta pay the grift forward

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

*sees what you did there

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree that both are excellent 👍

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Do we just not fucking do Rule #3 any more?

#3: Do not request or link to specific pirated titles

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I ate off of taco trucks daily for years and loved every goddamn delicious bite. That man should be ashamed of his weak, watery bowels.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

My last test qualified me for my current job. My next one will be at a time and place of my choosing. Adulting is not the same as this meme. I am required to learn and almost immediately apply new shit almost every day, and it’s pretty great. Life is the exam. It’s pass/fail, and when you stop learning new things you might as well be dead.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Let me translate: “I made an utterly tasteless and shitty abortion/miscarriage-adjacent meme that got moderated and I CANNOT stop whining about it, but liberals are the sensitive snowflakes around here”

Suuuuuuure, everybody is sensitive but you, pal.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Can confirm group-watching with Plex. I did this quite a few times with some friends during the darkest initial pandemic times and it’s a great way to connect with distant friends. I also recommend, as someone mentioned, a simultaneous discord chat. We exclusively watched horrible movies and MST3K’d the shit out of them.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

You can learn by watching anime, but you’ll sound like a 14-year-old. Japanese has various levels of politeness that need to be mastered if you don’t want people to think you’re an idiot.

*source: speak Japanese, lived in Tokyo since late 00s. I often sound like an idiot in Japanese, so don’t get your pants in a bunch.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I’m an old, but not quite that old

TokyoMonsterTrucker, (edited )

Find your exact device here and then look at tutorials for unlocking your bootloader and installing a custom ROM. I had a Galaxy from that era and it’s relatively easy to pwn them. As a noob, you should set aside a day for the process and make sure you’ve carefully read all the tutorials before that day. Careful prep will save you a lot of stress.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Well, you probably just need to buy that shitty Redmi then. My shitty Redmi thinks it’s a new Pixel, however, thanks to my dumb ass learning a few new tricks on my old S7 back in the day 😉

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Same! Not sure why Google doesn’t crack down on it. They either don’t know, don’t care, or quietly want to encourage people to become Android devs

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

Jesus Christ. Theme: tell me you’re an American without telling me you’re an American.

Best healthcare in the…ya know, fuck it, I can’t even sarcastically finish the sentence

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

I agree, and, furthermore, corporate death penalties for this kind of shit need to be an actual thing. Did your actions directly cause disease and death? Yes? Great, we’re dissolving your board, banning them form serving on the board of any publicly traded company for a decade, liquidating company assets, and criminally charging anyone who touched this shit with a 10-foot pole.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

That’s correct, but a lot of foams and soft plastics are also inherently unstable under normal conditions. Many consumer products have foams or soft rubbery exteriors that will quickly breakdown in a matter of years. These products should just be banned, they just contribute to landfill waste and planned obsolescence.

TokyoMonsterTrucker,

You’re entitled to that opinion, but if I go out right now and murder someone with my vehicle due to deliberately or accidentally getting drunk, I’m probably going to jail. Corporations have demanded that they be treated as people, so…fine. Let’s give them what they want.

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