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balderdash9, in me_irl

If you’re not hot, at least have money. Bartenders do like being tipped.

balderdash9, in Just Say Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
jimmydoreisalefty,

Been a while since I saw these posted, I forgot about it, thanks!

ImmortanStalin, in lots of homework....

This is more 00’s. Mid-00’s it was DVDs full of homework lol

Lucidlethargy, in me_irl

Yeah, the ones that do pay attention, though… They get fucking paid in tips at 2-3x what the vapid people give. Not that all attractive people are vapid, but yes, there’s an association…

CassowaryTom, in The buzz around town

Slightly inaccurate but quite funny.

RangerAndTheCat,

Not if you’re allergic

phorq,

Or need crops pollinated for free.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in This is the advice I live by
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Ruin it yourself

Way ahead of you.

abcd, in Just Say Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No God, Please No!

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Every moment. I Live. Is Agony! *Violent wretching*

Lie down on expensive comfortable mattress. Wake up transformed into a being of agony.

RoyalEngineering, in This is the advice I live by

Cross post to Buddhism memes.

SpaceCowboy, in Accurate.
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah this meme doesn’t work for Hamas… the person being shot isn’t a child.

bastian_5, (edited ) in *monch*

If you chomp, nobody else will want any part of it.

But if you break you can replace the broken off piece with laxatives to punish the thief

wowsa, in dark tower deck supremacy

The robot would blink his eye!

Norgur, in Look, a keystone species

"Accidentally"
"Forgetting"

RadButNotAChad, in oof

Napster was reparations for Soul Asylums Strangers With Candy album.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

For me, it's every Metallica album after Justice For All, and Lars Ulrich can definitely fuck off.

greenmarty, in The old dilemma

I’ve solved it by not buying good PC in adulthood.

spoilerit led to replacing the “addiction” with other 🤣 ___

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