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BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, in When the calories burnt equate to food you can then eat maybe it's a problem...

I’m doing the bare minimum to not get fat.

Fraylor, (edited ) in You guessed WRONG!

Some real sketti n butter vibes from the photo.

InfiniWheel, in Entities Revive Plants vs Zombies

For a moment I thought it was some weird parody of mobile game ads, but nope, quick look at the viewcount and channel content tells me its just kids content. Jesus

sexy_peach,

No that’s a kind of satire I think. It’s a big meme right now.

NedRyerson, in Frank!

Perfection. No notes. I love it

Agent641, in The joys of being alone all the time

He actually has an earbud in the left ear and is on a long telephone call.

catsup, (edited ) in Give cheese

Why would you be trying to pay with cheese? tf

meowMix2525, in I lose mine last month :(

nope, just a hoarder :)

Selmafudd,

Same, I’ll unpack any electrical item and keep all the packaging including the wire tiers on cords, plastic bags with the tape carefully folded back and pack all of that back up in the box and storage the empty box in my garage incase. I then use the item until it breaks and then 6 years later see the box on a shelf while walking passed, realise I no longer own said item and throw the box away.

lemmy_nightmare,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are you me?

grayman,

Phew… I was hoping I wasn’t the only person with like 17 of these.

shath, in I lose mine last month :(
@shath@hexbear.net avatar

a little repair kit with all these type of things are fuckin invaluable

Pantherina, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Wtf dudes

flashgnash, in The one constant through all the years

The constant is humans. Stupidity, greed, selfishness, stubbornness, etc

Also creativity, kindness, in most some amount of concern for fellow humans Think our society punishes a lot of those good qualities though

AndyLikesCandy, in I lose mine last month :(

Tool cabinets are a marvelous thing. I have a little thing squirreled away in a drawer of other tools, just the top of a box that a screen protector came in, that is just full of tiny specialized precision tools that I very seldom need.

BetaBlake, in Favourite kind of american

Another non-American posting memes about Americans.

Ringmasterincestuous,

You took that photo I’m thinking? 🤨

aniki,

Probably the dude in the photo.

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

And Americans never post memes about non-americans.

ziggurat,

Americans never make fun of, or go to war with people of other nations

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
FloridaMan,
@FloridaMan@kyberpunk.social avatar

Well, you are a living meme. What did you expect?

HW07,

It’s funny though innit?

sharkfucker420, in I lose mine last month :(
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

I just use a needle or something similar

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug, in I lose mine last month :(

Goes great on a Keychain

LordCirais, (edited )

I did this but the tip broke off

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

Yeah that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=nevH8H46rqgb-oyS

Wootz,

How is it untypical?

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

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  • Wootz,

    I did ;)

    Sabata11792,
    @Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

    I got stabbed in the thigh.

    TheAnonymouseJoker,
    @TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

    I would say that is very close to stabbing something else. Consider it a blessing. Now you can keep this pin in your poked thigh.

    Rhynoplaz,

    Mines still there! Works great for cleaning out charging ports too!

    Cupcake1972,

    Wait, why did I never think of that?

    camelbeard, in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

    At some point we will probably do geo and it probably will be from planes. I’m not talking about some conspiracy or something. I’m talking about how we are just not going to fix climate change before it’s really going to be a huge problem (and at that moment it’s too late to fix it with carbon reduction).

    Let’s say we stop all human carbon sources right now, that is not going to remove any of the CO2 we already have in the air.

    Johanno,

    With all we know we won’t even be able to fix it if we start reducing co2 now! So this will definitely come the next century

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