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bernieecclestoned, in Landl*rd

Central bankers love this trick, solve inflation by taking money off the poors

explodicle,

I just hope the public is wising up to this. I swear, most people seem to think the wealthy still hold dollars, and can’t price inflation into loans. www.wtfhappenedin1971.com

SilentStorms, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

Legitimately interesting fact. I was recently in Halifax and wandered the Old Burying Ground, really neat place. Weird to think there’s nothing under those stones.

BruceLee, in Minimalists

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

papalonian,

What prevents you from living this way? If the main plus you’re seeing is “easier to clean”, I assume that means you’ve got more furniture and such. What’s stopping you from getting rid of everything except what’s pictured?

jackoneill,

Having a wife and kid

BruceLee,

I’m slowly trying. I try to do those minimalistic and zero waste decluttering challenges and it’s helping a lot.

But I can get ride of a frame bed, my climate are too cold to sleep that close to the floor. Anyway, there is still a lot of thing i can get ride of.

NewAgeOldPerson, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it

What counts as rich these days?

SexualPolytope, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d rather have that than be preserved for centuries. I honestly prefer cremation to burial. Heck, feed me to the birds for all I care, just let me unexist completely.

There’s a sort of solace in that. That one day I’ll completely cease to exist. I don’t know why religious people like the idea of eternal life. I’d very much prefer not to exist after a while.

Heavybell,
@Heavybell@lemmy.world avatar

I do like the idea of eternal life, but I also like the idea of my earthly remains – be that all that exist sof me or not – being absorbed back into the earth when I’m gone. That doesn’t seem so bad.

MNByChoice,

No super advanced aliens/robots reincarnating you!

BamBamToxico,

I got to tour a terramation (human composting) facility a little while back. You come out in a few burlap sacks of mulch. They even threw in some wicked t shirts.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/31af03c0-62b3-4a89-b414-1e175b52c3d3.jpeg

watersnipje,

Finally, the perfect shirt to wear to bullshit meetings.

BackOnMyBS,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

feed me to the birds for all I care

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_burial?wprov=sfla1

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

They accidentally poisoned all the birds. Sorry about that.

mycatiskai,

The atoms that you are made of will not cease to exist until our sun explodes and makes them into something else.

You will either get buried and rot into sustenance for worms and bacteria or you will get cooked into carbon and calcium to be spread out and become intermixed with the soil.

So will everyone that currently exists barring nuclear annihilation. I find solace that my atoms will maybe be a tree or a bird or even just grass.

Pelicanen,

Well, no, but we’re all made out of atoms but I don’t think anyone would say that a human and an equivalent pile of raw material are the same.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I won’t exist. That’s enough lol.

emergencyfood,

The sun isn’t massive enough to explode. It will just expand and get hotter, making Earth too hot to support life, and then burn out, making Earth too cold to support life. And even a supernova probably won’t destroy atoms. Most of our atoms will probably survive the ‘death’ of the sun.

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

I thought the sun will become a red giant, and the earth will eventually be pulled into the sun. Which I believe will still leave most of our atoms intact.

SexualPolytope,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Gotta wait till the heat death of the universe, then.

mycatiskai,

I’ll just have to be happy knowing matter breaks down and I won’t be me but the things that were me will be other things, unaware of what they were.

pikasaurX4, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

My favorite Halifax fun fact: In 1917, a munitions ship exploded in Halifax Harbor. To commemorate the event, the City Council created ‘Splodey, the Halifax explosion mascot.

In addition, each public broadcast of Shaggy’s “Mr. Boombastic” is followed by a moment of silence

deus,

IIRC that event is, to this day, the most powerful non-nuclear man-made explosion to ever happen.

Spiralvortexisalie,
naun,

Exact source, verbatim.

SadTrain,

'SPLODEY. I’m trageadorable!

BustinJiber,

My favorite Twatt, Scotland fun fact is that their mascot is Mr. Sploogy.

spacecadet, in Minimalists

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

LordKitsuna,

Rather it is because you don’t do those things that you are not. I personally still like to have at least a box spring, but for the most part my bedroom is, well, a room that I put my bed in. I don’t understand the need for $1,000 of pillows that we aren’t allowed to actually sleep with overly fancy blankets that look nice in a photo but aren’t anywhere near as comfortable as a cheap down blanket at Costco.

Don’t get me wrong I do enjoy things looking nice, but there has to be some value to the item other than just it looks nicer. Function over form ideally function with form but in the bedroom form rarely follows function

Assian_Candor,
@Assian_Candor@hexbear.net avatar

Meanwhile dudes with furniture are laying pipe lol

tdawg, in Moss' cat.

Does this mean no Fight Milk? (caw caw)

Franzia, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

The only hot date I want already knows where I’m sitting.

tdawg, in WELP.

More like let him freeze to death. Which is so much worse

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Not really.

When you freeze to death, at a certain point you stop feeling the pain.

Drowning in salt water liquifies your lungs and hurts the whole time

tdawg,

You ever jump into snow melt? I have. Shit sucks

riodoro1,

I would fucking love to see the faces the Titanic victims would make reading your comment.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I think they would be in pretty poor condition by now

Lord_ToRA, in Moss' cat.
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

It would probably be good to stop perpetuating the “cats drink milk” thing, because cats are lactose intolerant.

Imagine if the same was said about “dogs love chocolate”. Yeah, dogs would generally love to eat chocolate, but it could be deadly to them.

Wodge,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

Doesn’t stop my cats from drinking it when they can, and having the smelliest shits ever afterwards.

Lord_ToRA,
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. Cats are famous for knowing which food they eat causes that.

guyrocket, in Minimalists
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

kosanovskiy, in those ppl...

Because I still need it to access older repair guides and ask people on fixing stuff from cars and household things to study material and that community simply isn’t as big here. I use lemmy with boost much more but I still use some services on reddit outside of that nothing else to do on there. So no need to judge, you are expecting a 5m community to have as much information and technical knowhow as a 150m user base. You can have a ferarri 458 you occasionally use when needed for the track ay and still daily a toyota prius.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Public Transit my beloved 😍

ye but what if i have to go to a tiny village that has no public transport nearby

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it

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