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Orbeatle, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

bmsok,

Fred Durst would like some hot dog flavored water with that to really keep things rollin’

Rolive,

Fred Wurst.

Squid, in We live in a society

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  • Dirk,
    @Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

    I’m sorry for you. Now finish up my coffee order, I have work to do!

    theangryseal,

    Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. I’m talking if there’s more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.

    Apply inside. They usually don’t do online applications.

    Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.

    It’s much more fulfilling than slaving away and “growing” for some other muhfucker.

    At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin’ riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!

    theangryseal,

    It’s funny you say that. I haven’t had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    llii,

    I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.

    I feel this, although it’s just 2 months for me.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!

    platypode, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?
    @platypode@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Haven’t seen this one on Mlem

    MadBabs, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

    Yeah, Liftoff does this

    urist,
    @urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I use compact view in liftoff, so I think that’s why I’ve never seen this problem.

    Albbi,

    Huh, I guess having a big phone helps? No idea what this is taking about and I use Liftoff.

    v8bmx3, in Take my strong hand!
    @v8bmx3@lemmy.ml avatar

    😆

    TheUltimateCommunist, in In our lifetimes 🤞
    @TheUltimateCommunist@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Rad 😎

    Modamiyota, in The two most stolen items

    It seems as though everyone one Lemmy is even more retarded than reddit.

    RIP_Cheems, in These blueberries are getting expensive!
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Do I have autism?

    Hellstormy,
    @Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

    Yesn’t

    Teritz,

    Go to Professional Help if its a Serious Question.

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    It was meant to be light hearted. Sorry for the confusion.

    Adori, in I choose to believe
    @Adori@lemmy.world avatar

    See these nuts

    BeMoreCareful, in Poor kid; I bet she didn't like the hair clip either

    I think this is the first time that I realized it’s not the same little girl in this meme.

    Dkarma, in Factory

    So that’s where conservatives come from…

    LaunchesKayaks, in wake and bake can be a gamble
    @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s a gang of 3 raccoons at my house that makey life hell. They jumped me and my dog after tearing out my trash for weeks. Now they’re breaking into my duck run. I’m looking for someone who is into trapping. It’s trapping season in my state right now, and I want rid of the lil fucks.

    quantenzitrone, in those ppl...

    im only lurking without an account from time to time

    Zerush, in Where is it damn it ???
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    He who keeps things neatly is only too lazy to search

    joyjoy, in Why not?

    Then again, the first commandment

    Viking_Hippie,

    Don’t eat the one fruit that makes you smarter?

    joyjoy,

    God is a jealous bitch, don’t be talking to other gods.

    c0mbatbag3l,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Idk man, “though shalt not have other gods before me” pretty much directly implies that other gods exist, and we’re square just as long as I don’t worship the flying spaghetti monster below God.

    Then of course we shift to monotheism in the more recent Old Testament.

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