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n0m4n, in chop chop

I’d go with that when I’m gone. Just plant a tree over me.

bighatchester,

I say just throw me in the trash ! https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b98efef0-2e44-4499-a3e1-e9d50782d919.webm

CallumWells, in Good morning ☕

And what would someone not using the capitalist drug of coffee be?

Valmond,

Tired!

CallumWells,

You do know that that’s not how it works, right? Look up how caffeine actually works and affects the body.

Valmond,

Well, tell me you don’t understand humour without saying you don’t understand humour.

CallumWells,

No need to get annoyed because your “joke” wasn’t funny. Do you understand humour? Because it doesn’t look that way.

Valmond,

Dude calm down.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Tired

drew_belloc, in Good morning ☕
@drew_belloc@programming.dev avatar

So i was a anarchist all this time?

Schlemmy, in Oh, you are here, too?

I love the functionality of TG. It has it all. Add bots in the mix an you have a powerful chat. Would like it to be a bit more trustworthy and E2EE by default.

blanketswithsmallpox, in Me, checking later than I should with my siblings

What’s a token gift?

Also is she for or against giving/getting gifts?

ipkpjersi, in chop chop

Damn now that’s hardcore lmao

JoMomma, in Good morning ☕

I didn’t realize I was a Maoist… what is a Maoist?

Omega_Haxors,

It’s like ML but you can actually read their literature, and for some reasons the landlords are really afraid of them.

JoShmoe,

I am a Marxist Leninist, Hoxhaist, Anarchist, and Maoist. Occasionally I’m a Trotskyite as well, but then wouldn’t we all be Trotskyite.

JoMomma, in Me, checking later than I should with my siblings

What’s a token gift? I cannot even afford regular gifts

Xanthrax, in every time
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Well groomed beards are a cheat code for ugly guys.

Gruntyfish,

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice

cashews_best_nut,

Riker does look 10x better with a beard.

dingus,

I would like to stress the “well groomed” part. When your beard looks like unkempt pubes, it ain’t a good look. But when taken care of, it really can do wonders.

CallumWells, in Based

Based on what?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Based on deez nuts

CallumWells,

Are you 12?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Are you meme-illiterate?

CallumWells,

What a great response when your “joke” is stupid. XD Grow up.

samus12345, in Interesting thought
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Do they have microcrisps in their computers?

PatFussy, in chop chop

That would be so metal. I now know how I would want to go out.

FilthyShrooms, (edited )
@FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

I’m ordering one for my funeral so I can rain down on the guests

burgersc12, in every time

Long, tan, and handsome!

moosetwin, in Me, checking later than I should with my siblings
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

sorry, but the chuck-e-cheese tokens are a requirement: I didn’t make the rules.

LemmyKnowsBest,

yeah that’s my only definition for the word “token.” something something Chuck E cheese

GrammatonCleric, in Interesting thought
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

No websites in the UK, just web gatherings

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