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aberrate_junior_beatnik, in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit

Oh great another Guy to learn about

Ghyste, in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit

Joke’s on you: I hate em both.

set_secret, in It's a simple world view

Capitalism acts like a car hurtling down a highway with no brakes, powered by the roaring engine of industry.

Its insatiable thirst for growth and profits accelerates industrial activity to reckless speeds, steamrolling environmental concerns in its pursuit of relentless expansion.

Industry isn’t the villain; it’s merely the engine being pushed to its limits by capitalism’s uncontrolled, destructive momentum.

augusto,

can people on lemmy stop being right for once? you guys are always on point, say the earth is flat or something lol

BudgetBandit, in F#€k $pez

Reddit is for Porn. I got my year-thing and scrolled for 2 million bananas. I’m only subscribed to Porn and have been clicking on 1 or 2 things from MapPorn that got suggested to me while browsing through the ad-infested home feed. Have a guess on what they said was the post I liked more than the "The Gorilla Grip and Twist 5000“ I’ve spent months watching.

friendly_ghost, in Best feeling ever (OC)

The hardest part was installing it. Everything after that has been fun and interesting, and my current self would not think installing it was all that hard

troglodytis, in It's a simple world view

Funnily enough, capitalist do the same thing. See a problem? Apply capitalism

giggling_engine,
@giggling_engine@lemmy.world avatar

I disagree and I’ll explain why for $20

Chakravanti,

Do you acceot Monero?

teuast, (edited )

$20? That’s amateur stuff. Buy my $999 course and you’ll learn from a master how to apply capitalism to problems!*

*For legal reasons, note that I did not say “how to apply capitalism to solve problems”

troglodytis,

For profit reasons, neither did the capitalist

teuast,

True. A distressing amount of the time, you can make far more money from a problem existing than from solving it.

ExLisper, in vanity plate 1III1I1

True story: some newspaper in Poland organize a competition for the weirdest name. The guy who won had last name of ‘Zyc or Cyc’ (in polish, of course). Basically when his grandfather was registering his name some guy couldn’t read it or something so he put ‘Zyc or Cyc’ and it stayed like this in the documents.

According to this guy when police would stop him and try to write a ticket they would get confused and ask him which one was it? He would say that maybe they shouldn’t write anything because their boss will they they’re stupid or something. They would usually let him go.

Kase,

It’s crazy how much names get garbled through immigration paperwork! My roommate moved from Africa (idk what country), and I’ve always known her as Ndeye (pronounced like “day” in English). Well apparently, that’s not her “real” name! She told me that where she’s from, “Ndeye” is a common title given as a prefix to a girl’s name, and it means something along the lines of “mother.” In her country, everyone called her by her first name. But when she moved here, on her new birth certificate they wrote Ndeye as her first name and her actual first name as her middle name. She told me she just decided to go with it. Ndeye is plenty unique here!

It’s unfathomable to me that they’re so careless with people’s names (like in your story), and that for my roommate, the paperwork meant for immigrants has such a rigid US-style structure. I’ve never met anyone who was especially upset about their name being changed like that, but it seems super messed up to me! 🤷

Course, I guess it’s a relatively smaller problem compared to the rest of the issues with the immigration process. Sorry for the rant lol.

Katana314, in Connoisseur

My favorite is downvoting both sides of a political discussion when both sides have stopped citing interesting arguments/facts, and have devolved to name calling or some variant of “don’t care”.

thanks_shakey_snake,

That’s the best! I hardly ever downvote just cause I disagree-- Most of my downvotes are because I think someone is being mean or antagonistic.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I like just down voting at random.

Prunebutt, in 6÷2(1+2)

If you are so sure that you are right and already “know it all”, why bother and even read this? There is no comment section to argue.

I beg to differ. You utter fool! You created a comment section yourself on lemmy and you are clearly wrong about everything!

You take the mean of 1 and 9 which is 4.5!

/j

SpaceNoodle,

Right, because 5 rounds down to 4.5

Lionel,

…Because 4 rounds up to 4.5

wischi,

@Prunebutt meant 4.5! and not 4.5. Because it’s not an integer we have to use the gamma function, the extension of the factorial function to get the actual mean between 1 and 9 => 4.5! = 52.3428 which looks about right 🤣

Prunebutt,

Not sure if sarcastic and woosh, or adding to the joke ಠ_ಠ

Redjard,
@Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The mean of 1 and 9 is 5

Prunebutt,

woosh

Sidhean,

Stop it Patrick, you’re scaring them!

stu,

I think you got hit hard by Poe’s Law here. Except it’s more like people couldn’t tell if you were jokingly or genuinely getting your math wrong… Even after you explained you were joking lol

Prunebutt,

I thought the “/j” tone-tag was enough ;_;

Redjard,
@Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If one doesn’t realize you’re op, the entire thing can be interpreted very differently.
Then “Not sure if sarcastic and woosh, or adding to the joke ಠ_ಠ” could be interpreted as something like “I’m not sure if you are adding to the joke and I’m not understanding it”.

SpaceNoodle,

jarcasm?

Prunebutt, (edited )
wischi,

🤣 I wasn’t even sure if I should post it on lemmy. I mainly wrote it so I can post it under other peoples posts that actually are intended to artificially create drama to hopefully show enough people what the actual problems are with those puzzles.

But I probably am a fool and this is not going anywhere because most people won’t read a 30min article about those math problems :-)

Prunebutt,

I did (skimmed it, at least) and I liked it. 🙃

relevants, (edited )

Actually the correct answer is clearly 0.2609 if you follow the order of operations correctly:

6/2(1+2)
= 6/23
= 0.26

wischi,

🤣 I’m not sure if you read the post but I also wrote about that (the paragraph right before “What about the real world?”)

relevants, (edited )

I did read the post (well done btw), but I guess I must have missed that. And here I thought I was a comedic genius

MrVilliam, (edited )

Nah man, distribute the 2.
6/2(1+2)
= 6/2+4
= 3+4
= 7

This is like 4st grayed maff.

Th4tGuyII,
@Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

@relevants you truly are the smartest of all men

GrammatonCleric, in vanity plate 1III1I1
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a Toyota Corolla 😂

Viking_Hippie,

Shh! They’re trying to keep it a secret!

BeardedGingerWonder,

It clearly says Saab Corolla V8

rug_burn,

Man I didn’t know Saab made a V8 corolla, I’ve only ever seen the diesel inline 6

Gordon,

Those are all brown AWD wagons with a manual transmission and come used from the factory.

drdabbles, in Lex fridman is Joe Rogan in a suit
@drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

Joe has a personality. It might suck, but Lex sucks at everything.

mypasswordis1234, (edited ) in Waiting
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

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tpihkal,

Every upvote changes the password.

AgentGrimstone, in double take

I saw it but it took effort

velox_vulnus, in Let me see Uranus..

What is that thing?

Titleoffilm,
tigeruppercut,

We already have shill bots on lemmy?

Don’t you wanna link some tshirt prints while you’re at it?

SeedyOne,

Does yours look anything close to that advertisement though? Seems those might be simulated but it’s tempting if they are even half as good.

ben_dover, (edited )

yes it looks like a con that’s common on twitter - “omg if my boyfriend would get me this for Christmas, i’d marry him” and then a link to an overpriced item on etsy or similar, that you can get off aliexpress or even amazon for cheap.

same here, found the exact same product on aliexpress for half the price

HikingVet,
velox_vulnus, (edited )

I can’t afford any of them, but at least I know I know what they’re - star projectors.

Rinox, in 6÷2(1+2)

I recall learning in school that it should be left to right when in doubt. Probably a cop-out from the teacher

wischi, (edited )

“when in doubt” is a bit broad but left to right is a great default for operations with the same priority. There is actually a way to calculate in any order if divisions are converted to multiplications (by using the reciprocal value) and subtractions are converted to additions (by negating the value) that requires at least a little bit of math knowledge and experience so it’s typically not taught until later to prevent even more confusion.

For example this: 6 / 2 * 3 can also be rewritten as 6 * 2⁻¹ * 3 and because multiplication is commutative you can now do it in any order for example like 3 * 6 * 2⁻¹

You can also “rearrange” the order without changing the meaning if you move the correct operation (left to the number) with it (should only be done with explicit multiplication)

6 / 2 * 3 into 6 * 3 / 2 (note that I moved the division with the 2)

You can even bring the two to the front. Just remember that left to the six is an “imaginary” (don’t quote me ^^) multiplication. And because we can’t just move “/2” to the beginning we have to insert a one (empty product - check Wikipedia) like so:

1 / 2 * 6 * 3

This also works for addition and subtraction

7 + 8 - 5

You can move them around if you take the operation left to the number with it. With addition the “imaginary” operation at the beginning is a plus sign and the implicit number you use is zero (empty sum - check Wikipedia)

8 - 5 + 7

or like this

0 - 5 + 8 + 7

because with negative numbers you can use the minus sign to indicate negative numbers you can even drop the leading zero like this

-5 + 8 + 7

That’s not really possible with multiplication because “/2” is not a valid notation for “1/2”

Brak,
@Brak@hexbear.net avatar

this is beautiful but my brain glazed over when i saw so many numbers, back to eating glue for me!

MBM,

6 / 2 * 3

Semi-related: something in me wants to read that as 6 / (2*3), because 6 * 3 / 2 feels like a much more ‘natural’ way to write it

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