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loaExMachina, in At least I'm rich in groceries

How about buying a whole pineapple?

riodoro1, in Please, not again.

I cant believe how dysfunctional the us has become.

You actually voted for the biggest asshole and a retard to become president. He was wildly incompetent to the surprise of nobody. The country became a laughing stock. Secrets were leaked, justice compromised (even further), he attempted a literal coup. No, lets vote for him again.

We knew americans were dumb, but holy fuck. You need someone to protect you from yourselves because clearly your government is as caring as it is in russia. The entire population should be institutionalized.

Huschke,

If you think voting for literal idiots is an American thing you really haven’t been paying attention.

Boris Johnson, Victor Orban, …

razrabotka,

Milorad Dodik (more like No-dick), even

riodoro1,

Trump really beats all those examples.

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Should… Should we bring democracy to the US by invading them?

Honytawk,

I’m surprised Americans don’t wear padded helmets all the time, seeing as how much they ram their heads into walls.

slackassassin,

Aww, bless your heart.

Daft_ish,

Rage bait

slackassassin,

Def. But the xenophobia and superiority complex on lemmy is outta pocket, tbh.

OsrsNeedsF2P, (edited )

Liberals: we need drastic change

Also liberals: how dare someone step out of line

dangblingus,

Huh?

Soulg,

Fuck off with the “all Americans” garbage you fucking idiot. I don’t even care that it’s obviously bait, anyone who ever implies I voted for that can just end themselves for all I care. Suffering through this shit then being blamed by brainless retards

WheeGeetheCat,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

Britain did brexit and a bunch of other countries elected right wing nut jobs in response to globalization, not just the us

hex_m_hell,

It was always that bad, it was just better at hiding it in the past. Anyone who grows up poor has always known what’s up. There’s a reason the crooked rural sheriff meme exists… If it wasn’t for massive amounts of racism folks would probably recognize the same patterns in the cities.

It’s not new, it’s just that the dysfunction got so big that it started impacting the lives of white Liberals. Fuck, go read about native history in the US. They knew what was up from the beginning.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Nope. There’s nothing special about Americans just like there’s nothing special about any nation or large group of people. You have to be deeply ignorant of history to think otherwise. We’re all the same species and when things play out in specific ways it’s always for a similar set of reasons and circumstances.

As Dan Carlin would say, “it’s a human thing.” You think this kind of insanity can’t happen in your country because it hasn’t yet. But you’re wrong. It can and has happened, many many times throughout history, in various forms, all over the world.

Again, Americans aren’t special and you have to be deeply stupid and/or ignorant to think otherwise.

Starshader, (edited )

Wouldn’t happen in my country. 🇨🇭

_dev_null,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

cough SVP cough

Starshader, (edited )

They are just farm boomers or paradenplatz bankdad boomers. They will disappear with time, I don’t worry to much.

Also : Direct democracy and no président.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Maybe not now, but that’s not the point. The point is that we’re all human beings and what history shows us again and again is that as a species we are capable of talking ourselves into group-level insanity.

There’s nothing about history that should lead anyone to imagine that the capacity for group-insanity is somehow unique to any so-called “race” or national identity.

If you really want to argue that Americans are somehow uniquely subject to such things, you then have to account for the fact that a plurality of Americans are directly descended from European ancestry which in turn means that any difference has to be cultural as opposed to some kind of genetic quality innate to Americans.

The upshot here is not that the US is somehow unique, but is rather that the US is precisely what happens when Europeans take over a brand new continent peopled by civilizations that lack the technology and microbiology to resist.

Again, this idea of yours, that Americans are somehow unique or special, is patently absurd given what we know of history.

BingoBangoBongo,

You should probably be aware that the cheeto never won a majority vote in America. Our democratic system is broken to the core though, and there is basically no way to fix it which is why he still won.

Along with that a good chunk, possibly majority of Americans is already more decent than you because we don’t use dehumanizing insults like the R word.

Several states have even proposed banning him from the ballot for his coup attempt, including mine. Unfortunately they are being tossed out, probably by judges that he put in power.

I think you would be surprised at how little power Americans actually have to affect change in our government. Short of dragging our knuckles and starting some uprising like his goons did, change can’t happen, and I’m not one to resort to that. I’d sooner head to Canada or Mexico.

VentraSqwal,

It’s hilarious for all the “democracy” the US loves to “export”, it actually has a pretty terrible democracy. Wildly popular policies have no way to make their way to the government unless a rich person or corporation also lobbies for it.

rbesfe,

Change would happen if 74 million Americans would grow a second brain cell and stop voting republican. If democrats were the only party winning elections, people would be more willing to participate in primaries or vote for a third party

Schadrach,

Our democratic system is broken to the core though, and there is basically no way to fix it which is why he still won.

The biggest fixable issue is the whole thing where all electoral votes in most states go to one candidate. That is a thing that is fixable. Because that is a matter of state law. The problem being of course that most states don’t want to change that, because for most states it would mean less attention from presidential candidates because they’d be playing less of a role in determining who wins (by being worth a smaller, harder to shift margin). Convince every state to switch to the way Maine and Nebraska hand out electoral votes (2 based on statewide popular vote, one for each house districts vote - states get one elector for each member of Congress this assigns electors based on who would vote for that member of Congress) and the problem is mostly fixed (everything except not being able to win the presidency by just winning California and New York by large enough margins and having an average showing elsewhere). Importantly, it’s fixed in a way you don’t have to get most of the states to agree with all at once to make happen.

Abolishing the electoral college outright would require a constitutional amendment and those are intentionally very hard to do. An interstate compact to functionally eliminate it by getting 270 electoral votes worth of states to agree to assign their electors based on the national popular vote rather than anything at the state level is somewhat more doable but will also be legally challenged under the doctrine that the federal government is supposed to approve any interstate compact.

Several states have even proposed banning him from the ballot for his coup attempt, including mine. Unfortunately they are being tossed out, probably by judges that he put in power.

Any judge that gives a fuck about the law and the Constitution is going to toss those out, as they are premature. He’s a fuckwit that’s awful in all kinds of ways, but he is still due due process. Arguing 14th Amendment Section 3 applies to Trump requires arguing he has engaged in insurrection or rebellion or given aid or comfort to an enemy. Which he probably did, but “probably” is not generally a standard we punish or restrict people over, nor do we do that without due process and the only process so far in this case is “has been investigated and formally accused”.

This is one of the reasons that the Trump legal teams first and highest goal is to delay. If they delay long enough they can argue that the courts are being used as a form of electoral interference and possibly give Trump an election boost, if they delay even longer and he wins they can argue executive immunity. Because that’s the path with the best odds for Trump - he’s much better at manipulating crowds than at lying to judges.

Asafum, (edited )

I see this take often and I see the same kinds of responses, but it’s really upsetting to see the main culprit is never mentioned.

Yes, some of us are just hateful, but most of the people voting for Trump are exposed to and consume wayyyyy too much propaganda.

Our media has failed us in sooooo many ways all to chase the Almighty Dollar™. We have literal entertainment networks masquerading as “News” because they’re allowed to act however they wish. We have actual “news” corporations acting like entertainment. We have Fox News and Newsmax straight up fabricating a reality for their consumers that is almost exactly the opposite of reality, and then we have CNN, MSNBC, etc, that would rather follow The Days Of Our Trumps T.V drama as opposed to actually doing hard news.

We have 1/3 of our population living in a fantasy reality, 1/3 being made to be enraged about an orange man’s dumb tweet instead of learning about potentially good candidates to vote for, and 1/3 that’s just apathetic to it all.

We have a gigantic media propaganda problem… We have no real press that the 1st amendment was made to protect, instead we have corporations that are taking advantage of those protections to do whatever they want to make the most money, to hell with what happens to the country…

Edit: all that to say, the people that we see as “OMG how could you possibly vote for him again, are you a monster?” Think “Trump was the best president ever, every news show or podcast or Facebook interaction I have had or watched says as much and proves it.”

spicytuna62, (edited )
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Once again pointing out that Trump never won the popular vote. Yes, we need to abolish the Electoral College. It favors the right wing unjustly and undermines the will of the people when it does not align with the popular vote.

Lots of people voted for him, yes. I’ll make the argument that things will actually get better as the folks whose cognitive abilities are negatively impacted by a century of burning leaded gasoline start to die off. I believe it’s something like >95% of people born between 1945 and 1965 that have enough lead in their bodies to be cause for concern.Can’t remember exactly where I read this, but you can do your own Google-Fu.

Striking those last couple sentences and just outright saying that over 90% of the entire population born between 1956 and 1976 were exposed to enough lead to raise medical concern in early childhood, according to the table below.

I’m also back to throw in the table/material I’m referencing. If I’m going to make assertions, I should back them up.

https://i.imgur.com/7V5Q0QE.png

And the source: Half of US population exposed to adverse lead levels in early childhood

If you want some idea of how little we cared about lead exposure, just look up the Tar Creek Superfund Site., which turned three nearby populated areas into ghost towns. It’s been reported that children would play on the enormous mounds around Picher, Oklahoma, and those things were covered in lead dust.

And try not to live downwind of small airports.

Pyr_Pressure, in This IS my final form

Worst Pokemon ever

_cnt0, in This IS my final form

If only …

https://media.geeksforgeeks.org/wp-content/uploads/20190716103831/History-of-C.jpg

I used to like C++. Over the last ~20 years it became a horrible language (imho). It now has more syntax than all other C-style languages combined. I try not to touch it (anymore) if I don’t have to. ~7 years ago I got hired as a senior C# .NET developer (experience since .NET 1.1). I ended up doing nothing but C++ for the first year because people found out I could do it. I was the guy in that meme:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/086ac62b-a81a-4142-b5ba-69a3db9f755d.jpeg

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Did someone say Cobol?

_cnt0,

I did some Cobol, too, back in the day.

mino,
@mino@lemmy.ml avatar

Hadn’t seen this meme before but fuck me do I know the feeling.

UnspecificGravity, in Please, not again.

Don’t worry, there is a slightly less senile and marginally more human out of touch old man with bad ideas here to save us. Lucky us, I know I’m inspired to be led by shitty old man A or shitty old man B.

kryostar, in that look tho
@kryostar@lemmy.world avatar

Each time this meme get reposted his tyre gets sanded down just a bit more.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in they dont know brain named them
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Actually he was named by another brain.

Imgonnatrythis, (edited ) in Please, not again.

If there is an invisible hand, it needs to stop this. I’ll stop talking to anyone under the age of 28 ever again because if even one of you doesn’t vote I just cannot forgive.

LordCirais,

I’ll be sure to cast a vote as soon as I feel like my vote matters.

StickBugged,

It always does though

ghost_of_faso2,
@ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

If it actually changed anything they would make it illegal

Hadriscus,

Voter’s paradox

be_excellent_to_each_other,
@be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social avatar
Honytawk,

Every vote matters, but you can’t expect it to matter more than someone elses.

rchive,

Every vote matters. That’s why I vote third party. Lol

BingoBangoBongo, (edited )

America’s education system at work.

rchive,

If you’re in a state that goes consistently one way or the other, it’s probably true that it doesn’t matter. For president, at least.

I often vote third party, and I feel very comfortable doing that because my state is very consistent.

Imgonnatrythis,

I’m very much against voter nihilism regardless of the statistics. Regardless of if I’m getting steam rolled or not, I’m putting pen to paper and I want the record to show that someone didn’t agree with the mob - me, it was me. The US is a two party system and personally I think that sucks. You are definitely “throwing your vote away” by conventional wisdom in such a system, but if everyone thinks this way there is no hope for any traction or interest in advancing third parties - so I agree with this form of voter suicide.

rchive,

Basically I think my vote matters even if it doesn’t matter, so I vote for people I actually want. Lol. If there was a race where I had a strong preference between the two main party candidates and I thought my vote would have an impact, I’d ditch the third party for that race.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Local elections can be decided by a handful of votes. If you don’t think it matters who is in charge of the local government, you should read what happens when Libertarians take over.

So you’re shooting yourself in the foot. You and everyone else who seems to think the ballot begins and ends with voting for who is president.

tryptaminev,

why are the American people not fighting for a vote reform, to make voting on Sunday, like in every reasonable country?

Voting on Tuesdays is just designed to keep normal working people from voting.

How can you all be fine with that?

mexicancartel,

What the fuck! Whichever day you vote, is a public holiday in my country. All institutions are obliged to do so.

rchive,

So retail workers can’t vote because they work weekends? You’re gonna screw someone over regardless of what day you pick.

In my state we have a minimum of two weeks of early voting including some weekend hours. I’d support some increases, but it’s actually not that hard to vote if you just try.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

We vote by mail in my state. I love it. Me and The Wife sit down at the kitchen table and fill out our ballots together and then pop them into the mail and that’s it. Granted, I live in a solidly blue state so my presidential vote basically doesn’t matter anyway.

Imgonnatrythis,

We Can barely hang on to the shitty voting system we have. I can almost never make it to polls (and often work Sundays) but I used to receive automatic mail in ballots. Now I need to apply for ballots early before each election and many politicians are fighting to make it harder and harder to do mail in. Women’s reproductive rights have back slid, internet freedoms have become restricted, vaccines are being required in schools and hospitals less not more. This guy is talking about progressive reforms and we are here just trying to dig fingernails into basic rights.

ChillPenguin,

A lot of us aren’t fine with it. One side benefits when less people vote. Our government is absolute shit at getting things done because half of politicians elected want to hinder all progress.

Hadriscus,

under the age of 28 ?

DeepGradientAscent,
@DeepGradientAscent@programming.dev avatar

People 18-28 vote least frequently in the US

Hadriscus,

Ok that makes more sense thanks. 28 seemed very arbitrary but if the statistics say so…

rchive,

They’re assuming (probably correctly) that a lot of people under 28 won’t vote, and that (probably less correctly) they’d vote Democrat if they did vote. So if Trump wins and they pass a random 28 year old on the street, they’re thinking there’s a good chance that person is partially responsible for Trump’s win.

Hadriscus,

Appreciate the clarification

Kase,

It makes extra sense because it includes ages 0-17

Hadriscus,

I am still lost

Pili,

Votes for people 0-17 count double so they should vote extra hard.

No I don’t have any idea what they’re talking about either.

Hadriscus,

😂

Yokozuna, in This IS my final form

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Imgonnatrythis,

I find these broken on the beach all the time

PapaStevesy,

And? Did you fix them?

DrMango, in they dont know brain named them

They don’t know I named myself

bloubz,

Organs contain neurons, part of the neural network, they know something

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

better joke tbh

PresidentCamacho, in they dont know brain named them

He named them all actually

IanSomnia, (edited )

They don’t know I gendered myself

Ashigaru, in Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street
@Ashigaru@kbin.social avatar

They're on his forehead, tho...

altima_neo, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nothings showing up for me?

MrSilkworm, in Cat sith
@MrSilkworm@lemmy.world avatar

unlimited powaaa!!!

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Limitless paw

Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Yeh seriously

I don’t like the implication that this leaves you with. There are two readings of this and neither are good:

  1. The meme is conflating Judaism and Zionism which is quite literally antisemitism.
  2. It implies that people should be antisemitic because Israel is bad, which is antisemitic on so many more levels.

Very likely the OP didn’t consider the implications of their meme but there’s also a chance they posted this in bad faith.

EDIT: Yeah this is a troll account, shame on everyone who upvoted this blatant nazi. Shit like this gives legitimacy to Israel’s crocodile tears.

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