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XTornado, in I lose mine last month :(

I put mine on the keychain… It’s responsible for some small holes in my trousers pockets and I have been pricked too but worth it.

eV_Ohm, in You guessed WRONG!

Someone gave me a piece of bread once, and I thought they were giving me cake. I had this reaction for sure, but once I realized it was bread, it was really testy bread.

toastal, in I lose mine last month :(

I got a Sony Xperia III last month. You can use a fingernail with it since the tray also holds your SD card

GissaMittJobb, in eepy

Anything and everything by NeverKnowsBest.

6 hours about every Final Fantasy game? Sign me up fam

Djtecha, in I lose mine last month :(

Just tuck it into your phone case if you can. Easy solution to always have it when you need it.

flashgnash,

Ah yes, phone cases I definitely use those

Globulart,

Seriously? Are you just 100% confident you’ll never drop it? Or replacing a phone isn’t a big deal for you?

I hate to think how many phones I’d have broken without a case.

flashgnash,

I just buy durable phones, I very rarely drop them nowadays but if I do the worst that happens is a scratch or dent. Last two times I’ve broken a phone have been jumping in a pool forgetting it was in my pocket (usually buy waterproof for this reason) and falling on a rock with it in my pocket

First one no case would have prevented short of one of the ultra rugged outdoorsey ones, second one only the cases with the front cover flap thing might have stopped

Only time I’ve broken a phone by dropping it is when I had an iPhone 4 handmedown, I swear those things were designed to break

Globulart, (edited )

Fair enough, you might be surprised at what a case does to protect the screen too though, if it lands (or something lands) heavily on a corner it’ll likely break the screen to the point it needs replacing. A case will absorb 99% of the force. .

My phone has fallen out of a pocket that I forgot to zip up while mountain biking on more than one occasion, so I wouldn’t trust myself with a naked phone any longer than absolutely necessary.

drathvedro,

I don’t find them useful. Unless you’re talking about a huge sponge of a case, or those crazy corner ball ones, it doesn’t really make a difference. If a phone is prone to cracks it’s going to crack, with or without the case.

Globulart,

That’s not really true. The most likely initial impact point is the corners, and the corners are always protected and take the brunt of the impact. A decent spigen case will save you from cracks pretty effectively.

drathvedro,

Dunno, just my personal observation is that the heavier the phone is the more likely it is to crack, just from the sheer amount of mass the case has to dampen. I’ve seen heavy phones, in protective cases and even those marketed as “rugged” crack from minor falls, and lightweight cheap shit survive the nastiest of falls. What you’re probably referring to is those cases with thick rubber pads on the corners, but most cases are like half a mm thick wraps, which, IMO, won’t help squat in a fall.

Globulart,

Yeha I’m talking about a decent spigen or something ideally. I can’t really speak to the phone condom things but I’m sure there’s some improvement even there, if only slight compared to a proper case.

Nothing is completely protecting your phone from everything of course, and if you drop it screen first on a rock you’re probably gonna have a bad time, but those drops are much less common than dropping it on a flat surface where the corner will always take the initial impact.

MrMamiya, in I lose mine last month :(

You guys don’t have eSIM yet?

skqweezy,

I can’t wait until more manufacturers adopt this standard and then force us to help every damn person in the family (or even more!) transfer stuff to a new phone, like my mom doesn’t even understand how Google accounts work and that they exist to >!steal your data cough cough!< help you transfer stuff to a new phone, she just makes a new one every time, and yes she does everything by hand, transfering photos, contacts, every damn thing

And best thing that everyone has a different upgrade standards, so you could deal with this the newest phone that has this launches or you could too 8 years in the future

XTornado,

Wtf? She does a new one… That takes more effort… My mother couldn’t do that.

skqweezy,

Every android phone oobe (at least the cheap ones) say to create or log in to a google account (idk if you can even skip this part) and inputting your name and letting it add a few numbers after it (not even mentioning her writing the password to a calendar, like a physical paper one, in the living room) is stupidly easy

MystikIncarnate, in Aberdeen

I’m sure he meant that “it is” the oil capital of Europe; but I choose to believe that he was agreeing with the judge that it is irrelevant.

ryathal,

Why not both.

Fraylor, (edited ) in You guessed WRONG!

Some real sketti n butter vibes from the photo.

Hikermick, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

Get yourself some good insoles and hearing protection.

bmsok,

But you have to give respect to those old-timey crocs.

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

I dont understand this meme, what headliner?

bmsok,

The headliner refers to the main entertainer of the the show that comes on stage after the opening/warm-up acts finish performing. You have to get through the opening acts before you see the one you actually came for.

HotsauceHurricane, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

*notices one arm * But what of the rest of trogdor?

culprit, in Israhell-Amerikkka relationship explained
@culprit@lemmy.ml avatar

Former U.S. Secretary of State Alexander Haig: “America’s largest aircraft carrier which never could be sunk.”

Joe Biden: “were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.”

blindsight, in You guessed WRONG!

You’re all heathens. Oatmeal raisin is the best grocery-store cookie option, followed by white chocolate macadamia nut.

Even better is oatmeal cookies with diced apricots. So good.

Oatmeal cookies should be chewy. Crunchy chocolate chips wreck the texture.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Keep your rasins and apricots out of my oatmeal cookies! They are better without them. Stop ruining a good thing!

Fleur__, in Pew pew
@Fleur__@lemmy.world avatar

To be fair the Shepard’s are unbeaten to this day

EmpathicVagrant,

The shepard‘a what?

nephs,

Are unbeaten, to this day.

InfiniWheel, in Entities Revive Plants vs Zombies

For a moment I thought it was some weird parody of mobile game ads, but nope, quick look at the viewcount and channel content tells me its just kids content. Jesus

sexy_peach,

No that’s a kind of satire I think. It’s a big meme right now.

Ryan213, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

F that. You stand around, drink, socialize and then you go in the pit for the headliner.

Knuschberkeks,
@Knuschberkeks@feddit.de avatar

What if I’m not there for the headliner primarily? Smaller bands deserve to have a great audience aswell.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, that’s happened too! Then you just flip the activities. Lol

DaBabyAteMaDingo,

This guy moshes.

Fat and unfit and still in the pit. And I’ll never change.

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, who you calling fat?!

[looks down at belly]

Fair enough.

Classy,

I saw a very large man wearing a pickle costume at the last mosh I went to, Suicide Silence and I AM. He called himself Pickle Nick.

Funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

benwubbleyou,

Bro what the hell at the Suicide Silence show I was at there was a dude dressed as a banana. He moshed the whole fuckin show too.

Classy,

All the fruits and veggies come out for the hardcore and extreme metal acts

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