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sagrotan, in YouTube
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

On YouTube is so much knowledge, so much educational content, it’s no longer sufficient to administer it on a private level imo.

winkerjadams,

You want a platform that’s supported by taxes?

spfhaar,

this is not feasible even in China

soggy_kitty, in YouTube

Lol if you think the adblock community represents a boulder that large. Remake this meme with a peasant throwing a pebble at a M1A2 abrams

shneancy,

if it’s a pebble why the hell are they trying so hard to stop it?

Caitlyynn,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Because it might leave scratches on their profits and by all means, even it it will bankrupt them, they can’t let someone marginally decrease their precios profits!

Hexagon,

Maybe they’re afraid it could spread to a lot more users

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It is. Rapidly as user data statistics have shown. And it’s al YouTube’s own fault

Hexagon,

Serves them right

stebo02, in This is for something else.
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If we follow the logic of the Loki series, they can do whatever. History might change up until the asteroid strikes but after that all dinosaurs are wiped out anyways and history will go on the same as it did before.

tubaruco,

what about the giant saddle-shaped fossil

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That might leave some archeologists very confused, especially when they try to date it and it turns out to be from the future.

tubaruco,

it would probably be paleontologists since no human existed at the time and dating just doesnt work like that, since the saddle fossil still aged millions of years (also from stuff this old its hard to age things, so its more probable something around the same layer would be aged instead of the specific fossil)

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

well obviously I was making a joke about the dating part

tubaruco,

yeah

CaptnNMorgan,

In order to be fossilized something has to be in specific conditions. It probably just gets destroyed

tubaruco,

that is true, but its still possble for it to fossilize

CaptnNMorgan,

Possible and very unlikely

Afghaniscran,

I mean, in terms of preserving the timeline and not leaving the tiny chance of fossilised saddles. They brought it with them, why not just take it back too so it’s not even there.

UndercoverUlrikHD,
@UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev avatar

What if you scare our common ancestor to run across the ground to safety and end up getting eaten by a predator that sees it running?

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m not sure what you mean by that

numberfour002,

I don’t believe that kind of time travel is possible. But, if it were possible, the odds of finding that exact individual (who probably didn’t actually exist) at that exact time are so minuscule that for all practical purposes, it may as well be impossible. But, if that were also possible, it did happen, and that was the only thing that happened differently, then I’m thinking the most likely outcome is that evolution would pretty much continue on the same course, probably even with humans eventually evolving.

It’s common to think of the evolutionary process in a more or less linear fashion that could theoretically be traced back to a figurative Adam and Eve, but the reality is, it’s so much more messy and convoluted than that. Evolution is a culmination of many factors such as the environmental conditions and populations that exist during a given time frame. So even if there was one specific common ancestral individual who happened to live at the exact time the dinosaurs were alive, which that individual is not a thing that existed, there would almost certainly still be a population of others of the same species living in the same conditions – so theoretically would still ultimately lead to the same evolutionary outcomes in most instances.

So, I think it’s very possible people would still exist. But, it wouldn’t be the exact same people, living the exact same lives, at the exact same time as now.

On the other hand, who is to say that the common ancestor hadn’t already produced the offspring that specifically lead to you and I being born before it was eaten? Who’s to say that individual getting scared and eaten wouldn’t have happened anyway, regardless of whether you were there or not? Who’s to say that wasn’t actually the defining moment that ultimately resulted in the evolution of people (and you and I specifically)?

I dunno, this is all getting a little too timey-wimey for me.

hydroptic,

Dinosaurs didn’t all get wiped out though! Birbs are theropod dinosaurs, and the only known extant dinosaurs

Klear,

Remember: you cannot ride birbs.

hydroptic,

I bet I could ride a cassowary or emu.

optissima,

Moa mount please

quams69,

Can we ride ostriches?

optissima,

Yeah but you have to risk romance.

hydroptic,

… hwat

optissima,
hydroptic,

Huh, interesting. Seems like something that wouldn’t happen just with ostriches

hydroptic,

Now that is a proper war bird. How fucking majestic would it be to ride into battle on a birbosaur like a moa‽

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/87/Dinornithidae_SIZE_01.png

sukhmel,

Last ones that were big enough for that went extinct pretty recently in 1800th afaik

reverendsteveii,

in the Pratchett novels he talks about a sort of ‘rubber-band history’ that tends to be self-healing. It’s the entire plot of one of the novels, a political leader escapes an assassination that was ‘meant’ to happen, and it ends up in reality having some sort of weird split where the world gets torn between an attraction point where she lives and another where she dies.

riodoro1, in YouTube

Im not holding my breath for someone to start hosting petabytes of videos for free. I don’t like ads, so I’m just going to pay.

EarthlingHazard,

It’s also cool that YouTube Premium pays a bigger cut to creators when compared against regular YouTube ads.

hungryphrog,

If you want to support Youtubers, then buy their merch or something like that.

EarthlingHazard, (edited )

The cost of supporting every YouTuber I watch with merch greatly outpaces the cost of a few years of premium

hungryphrog,

Maybe, but at least it doesn’t give money to google.

MashedTech,

I do like that.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

How much? I doubt it’s more than just enough to make people think that, “oh that’s nice”, while doing some absurd minimum…

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

You say that as if it’s the only option while being on a platform that explicitly isn’t a single organization hosting the entire thing. There’s no way this is a serious comment.

Takumidesh,

Lemmy has 50 thousand users and hosts mostly text and static images. YouTube has 2.7 billion users and hosts mostly high quality video. Pretending it’s even remotely the same is pointless.

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Of course, and that’s why something like PeerTube works differently.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Counterpoint. There used to be far less ads

Titan, in I’m loving this format

Signs of an abusive relationship

BmeBenji,

💯

vsis, in The comments speak for themselves
@vsis@feddit.cl avatar

If it’s paywalled, yes. I’m just reading the title.

Lev_Astov, in The comments speak for themselves
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

This was much more fun in the days of Fark.

brbposting,

Fark is a time machine. The jokes haven’t changed in the slightest.

sweafa, in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background

could it be that the terrifying creeper in the background is Ken Whiteley? The one Raffi is singing with on that album?

lars,

I don’t care if it’s the Queen of Sheba back there doing cameos. I haaaaaaaaaaate being watched from places like a grocery store ferneries where I can reasonably expect the number of hobgoblin trolls on site is less than one.

KeenFlame, in The comments speak for themselves

Why would I risk my psyche, phone, and integrity going to a infested wild media web page, it’s like you think this is reddit and I’m a curious teen

KrokanteBamischijf, in The comments speak for themselves

Not necessarily a bad thing though.

Think of it this way: There’s value in having access to a list of curated content others have deemed “worth reading or looking at”. But there is just as much value in engaging in some banter, provided it doesn’t lead to outright war in the comments.

I admit, it is tiresome trying to seriously discuss a topic when people haven’t actually read the article, but there is still an upside to a topic triggering at least enough interest to where people actually want to engage.

Rikj000, in YouTube
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Paying for spy-ware,
how dense do they think we are?!

Let Google rot :)

TheDarksteel94,

You have a phone, right?

Rikj000, (edited )
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yes,

But the software on it has been completely re-done to enhance it’s privacy and functionality.

I’m running LineageOSforMicroG,
with Magisk/LSPosed,
to run things like AdAway/XPrivacyLua/Blocker.

Additionally I replace everything I can with FOSS from F-Droid,
and scan all apps from Aurora (Play Store) with ClassyShark3xodus, against well known trackers, to either look for better alternatives, or to block the spy-ware in them with Blocker.

Further, a premium no-log VPN, which has been vetted (servers confiscated in the past, though 0 logs retrieved), configured as always-on + block connections without.

TheDarksteel94,

Yep, that might actually do it lol. Not even being sarcastic here 😅

But to be fair, I don’t think most people are tech-literate enough to set up and use all of that properly. I think it would help if someone compiled a one-install package of all of that, but lots of people just don’t like change.

Rikj000,
@Rikj000@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t expect that average users will become android/privacy experts.

I don’t even think of my own privacy being all that important.

However systematic privacy,
through laws that protect us all,
that’s what the average joe should be made aware off and stand up for.

Life_inst_bad, in The comments speak for themselves
Orixinz, (edited )

I remember seeing that bot make something longer once, super useful.

jws_shadotak, in What’s up with the terrifying creepers in the background
lemmytellyousomething, in YouTube

Last time I talked about YouTube here, people liked to throw their money to Google…

It seems to be easy to turn a free service into a subscription service… I should probably buy Alphabet shares to profit from that…

tacofox, in The comments speak for themselves

Tldr?

joucker29,

Too long didn’t read.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

I won’t waste my time reading your comment, but i’ll waste a lot of time talking shit about how i think you commented!

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