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betahack, in Much Better

Hey! They fixed Satan’s cable!

kubica, in Later me will manage
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You can try to convince me but my brain thinks that's some kind of propaganda.

nevial, in Bone jaw
@nevial@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Bone jaw no

someguy3, in It's so annoying

Turtle?

rustyfish, in It's so annoying
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

I feel attacked. Am I being attacked?

MonkderZweite,

I forgot.

Ragdoll_X, in It's so annoying
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

That’s me basically every 10 mins or so. My attention span is not what it used to be…

CaptnKarisma, in Later me will manage

I too like to live dangerously.

Fiivemacs,

Took me a long time to change the batteries in the smoke detector. Only did it because it stopped beeping. I too like to live dangerously

BruceTwarzen,

My smoke detectors are still in the original packaging.

friend_of_satan, in One can dream

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    moody,

    One of the worst features is that it’s a piece of plastic instead of the little ball of dough that they used to put on top of pizzas for the same purpose.

    ililiililiililiilili,

    That sounds tasty, but we kinda need these for Barbie props that inevitably fill landfills.

    clearleaf,

    But did you think about what barbie and the ninja turtles need? No you only think about yourself.

    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    We’ve been bamboozled.

    explodicle,

    They have played us for absolute fools.

    friend_of_satan,

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    moody,

    It’s even better, though. It’s made of pizza.

    samus12345, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Big plot point for Across the Spider-verse.

    Kecessa, in Much Better

    Soooo I understand the copy pasta, but seriously that should be tagged NSFW…

    Acters,

    I admit this is hot af, but not lewd enough to justify NSFW. But people throw NSFW on posts like Sriracha. So it could use one but not necessary to force a moderators hand into doing something about this particular incident. If anything I wish there was sauce

    Kecessa,

    Yeah, if my boss saw that picture on my screen while I’m working I would be summoned to his office before I had the time to close the window.

    nevial,
    @nevial@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    It’s literally not safe to open at work, though (of course, depends on the type of work)?!

    ILikeBoobies, in Paradox how could you

    Steam reviews are worthless, it’d be better if they didn’t have it

    Teritz,

    They are suprisingly one of the most accurate reviews i saw rarely it is a Review Bomb like OW2.

    ILikeBoobies,

    Cookie Clicker has a better rating than FTL

    itslilith,
    @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    I use them more as a general trend, a 90 vs a 95 isn’t really saying anything, but a 60 vs a 90 usually has good reasons

    JoShmoe, in One can dream

    Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Beef, ooooor…beeeeeean?

    JoShmoe,

    That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

    SturgiesYrFase,
    @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

    Fair enough

    UltraMagnus0001, in That's just a matter of the amount of coffee

    You can’t play catch up on sleep and it will cause cancer. Sleep repairs your body and mind and it needs to be a cycle.

    ryn, in Yeah, thanks for the philophobia bro
    @ryn@lemmy.ml avatar

    oh no I hope that’s not what’s happening with me rn bruh

    griD, in One can dream

    I’d call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

    DmMacniel,

    I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

    griD,

    And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

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