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backhdlp, in Five apps😅 not so many for me
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Every time I unlock my phone I:

  • Check WhatsApp
  • Check Discord
  • Check Mail
  • Scroll Lemmy for about hour
  • Read a post I want to help
  • Go down at least 3 different rabbit holes at once for the next 2 hours
  • Give up
  • Close Lemmy
  • Don’t know what to do
  • Open Lemmy
  • See no new posts
  • Close Lemmy
  • repeat until I turn my phone off
jackpot,
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Discord

better foss frontend: github.com/SpacingBat3/WebCord

roembol,

phone

jack,

Better not use it at all

jackpot,
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if people are going to use it, best they use a frontend

backhdlp,
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Can’t convince my normie friends to do that

RaoulDook,

When I open my phone, I look at a couple of things like news / weather / Lemmy, and then in about 5-10 minutes I’m done taking a dump and I put the phone away until I get a message.

Most of the time I don’t use a smartphone for the Internet, it’s just my pocket messenger device.

Ranvier, in Every website

Pro tip, ghostery add-on for Firefox. Works on both desktop and mobile. Automatically goes through the cookie pop up when you load a page, denying all, among other functions.

Zerush,
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Better SiteBleacher, it delete all this crap after leaving the page. With this “you have never visited this page”. (Not updated several years, but works as it should, because this crap on the sites is still the same)

Viking_Hippie,

The Firefox addon link is dead and searching Firefox addons for the name doesn’t yield it or anything like it either…

Zerush, (edited )
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Well, but there are alternative extensions which do the same, clear cookies and all related datas from the websites when you leave them, except the whitelisted sites. I also used it before, but SiteBleacher is easier to handle

github.com/Cookie-AutoDelete/Cookie-AutoDelete

But in the Mozilla store read “About this Extension”

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/…/cookie-autodelete/

There are also other FOSS extensions with a similar function.

karelkubicek.github.io/post/cookieblock

addons.mozilla.org/en-US/…/forget_me_not/

github.com/JustOff/cookies-exterminator

Also some others, but they are proprietary soft.

Holzkohlen, in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense

100% some gay fetish, potentially furry too

Ghost33313,
@Ghost33313@kbin.social avatar

I was thinking it was to commemorate an 8 dude orgy.

Paul_279,

I think there is a Person who toke Part at r/place for 🇩🇪 at the Nightwatch. There are some funny Stories about the Chair. Someone else also got a tato.

Für den 🪑 o7

Jerb322, in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense
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Maybe he’s a backyard stunt mand that’s how many chairs he’s demolished by jumping off the roof…

MonkderZweite, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Just cut the pasta short, problem solved.

Valmond,

Heretic!

Valmond,

Heretic!

MartinXYZ, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.

I just started reading the Culture series by Iain M. Banks, I shudder to think this is how it started.

pipe01, in it's only day9, and y'all are joining in. I love you!

Those balls are too big, they’ll never make it in

Alby003, in Like I get there are several reasons people remain. It just feels kinda weird to listen to a podcaster or youtuber go off on twittter, yet they still use twitter exclusively.
@Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

The reality 🙄

BustinJiber, in No, por favor.

In the British referendum I voted for secret third option — to enter EU harder and further, BREUS&M.

imPastaSyndrome, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Gay banjo

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

So long gay banjo!

RizzRustbolt, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

Time to play Core Keeper.

Gay,

I tried a while ago, but didn’t enjoy it. It felt very barren. Do you play solo or with someone?

DoucheBagMcSwag, in 2 genders

FEMAN!! And the masters of the universe!

massive_bereavement,
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Feman, aaaah, fighter of the male man, aaaaah 🎵

NaturalViber,

I’m glad I got on here today because of these two posts that were playing in my head as soon as I read the image.

Nonononoki, in He's not popular, but he means well

Me: Man, the Linux GPU driver people sure have a lot of money

sounddrill,

Almost all new major home computing solutions support it!

Quereller, in 2 genders

Interesting. In German there is the old (biblical) word “Männin”. Which is literally the female form of “Mann” (man). Maybe the original language the translation comes from has something similar.

lugal,

Männin is more of a word Luther came up with when translating the bible and no one used ever since (except in quoting Luther of cause).

The thing is that in Hebrew, man and woman are the same but with other ending. Luther tried to recreate that.

Quereller,

Thanks for the info. Serious discussion under a meme post :-)

UnverifiedAPK, (edited )

I’m guessing it was someone doing translations, getting confused, playing it safe, and accidentally recreating Old English.

This is either Chinese or Japanese on the sign. But Japanese derrived from Chinese so both langues have the same origin for a lot of words:

Male 男 is a compound word of Field and Strength.

Woman 女 is a pictogram of a woman with breasts kneeling. A bit easier to see in the non-modern symbol. And pretty blatant when you compare it to the modern symbol for mother 母 which is taking the old symbol and adding two nipples.

So nothing in the original language for this translation error to make sense.

But English has roots for “feman” to technically make sense. In Old English there used to be “man” meaning “person” and “wif” meaning “female”. This turned in to “wifman” meaning woman. Recently “wif” turned into “wife” and “wifman” turned in to “woman”.

In their language there are two distinct words for “woman” and “man” so when they got “male” for 男 they went “ok cool now on to 女”, and got “female”. Now that’s basically the same word… So they backed up and retranslated 男 to “man”… Then got “woman” for 女.

Now pretty unsure they looked up “man” and got that it could just mean “person”. Then they put “male” “man” for male person. Then they got really confused and instead of “female” “man” for “female person” they cut out the “male” and put “fe” “man” essentially re-inventing the word “wifman”.

And finally somewhere along the way they found out about prefixes which fe- kinda acts like so that’s why there’s a space in “male man” and no space in “feman”

lolcatnip,

Another funny detail I’ve heard: the Old English word for a male person was something like “were”, as in “werewolf”.

Quereller,

Thanks to the in depth explanation.

jherazob, in Frig off
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Since around the time they announced the API changes, every image hosted on Reddit, when opened on a browser shows it embedded on a page on Reddit instead of just giving you the damn image, like it used to do. It pisses me off. Need to figure out a way to return it to the previous behavior and just give me the damn images i asked for, maybe something with the user agent (when you ask it to download it instead of displaying it, or when getting it with wget or the like, it DOSE give you the image, so the way is there somewhere).

UntouchedWagons,
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jherazob,
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Heh, it works, thanks! I do wish i could do the same on Firefox Focus on mobile but meh :P

Now i need to figure out the equivalent for Imgur, i wonder if it’s the same header, but will be tomorrow, stuff to do now

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