MargotRobbie,

I want to believe that this is probably the actual Flying Spaghetti Monstert that made this post on Lemmy.

Because it would be really funny.

Sibbo,

I’m usually worshipping Rigatoni instead, spaghetti are just too basic for me. Sometimes also Fusilli.

I believe the pasta heaven is very much like the old Greek and Roman gods: more of a large family than just a single lonely individual.

MasterNerd,
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Because what if the lasagna monster is the real one and really hates people worshipping the spaghetti monster and subjects anyone who worships it to eternal damnation?

MeDuViNoX,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ramen!

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

“Cause! I’m not going to potentially spend my entire life following the specific rituals and sacrifices required of a religion. What if it doesn’t exist? Then I’ve wasted. My… Oh… Shit.”

Gotta Uno reverse card Pascals wager on 'em.

GarbageShoot,

Wildly overdone meme, but the art is honestly pretty cool in this case

EnsignRedshirt,

In philosophy, it’s called Pasta’s Wager.

Donjuanme,

Bring back the pirates to reduce global warming! Correlation is causation! Ramen!

Alteon,

Time…that I have to dedicate to stroking to imaginary sky god’s ego. Apologizing for my “transgressions” because apparently just admitting to and apologizing for them makes you no longer in trouble for them anymore…because that makes a lot of sense. It’s just real estate in my brain that could be better spent on other things.

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