qooqie,

If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

andrew_bidlaw,
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What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

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moosetwin,
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I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

bingbong,

I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

helpImTrappedOnline,

I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

wait a minute

ColonelSanders, (edited )

“There isn’t porn like that.”

i.imgur.com/6TTc8hc.gifv

DrQuint,

“This is the most disturbing porn I’ve seen”

And you just lower your power level some more and drop the “Yeah…”

bloubz,

3 years of a toxic relationship with my ex. I did something awful by reading her Messenger texts, could not say anything about the terrible things I saw

Valmond,

But now you can!

bloubz,

I did! They felt betrayed, as I had

TheyCallMeHacked,

One thing I like to do is to build on top of their lie. That way they can’t call you out without admitting they were lying

GrayBackgroundMusic,

Oh, you have kids, too?

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