We live in a society
Sarcasmo220, The commute is only 20 minutes? Is that society or a utopia?
ObviouslyNotBanana, 
They live on a military base and drive at 10 mph.
LemmyKnowsBest, Nice to see there are some military members who aren’t so conditioned & brainwashed & beaten down, they can still see the ridiculousness of it all.
c0mbatbag3l, 
That’s most of them, or at least the junior enlisted.
tryptaminev, How are you supposed to condition a human to go kill and die in a brutal onslaught, if you can’t condition him to wear an uniform and shave?
LemmyKnowsBest, IKR?! 😆
dsemy, You’d be surprised how much soldiers care about facial hair
justabigemptyhole, Try getting a gas mask to seal properly with a beard. Just sayin
ALostInquirer, Would specialized velcro for beards help?
NaibofTabr, Men, it’s just a job.
LemmyKnowsBest, Did you mean to write Meh instead of Men?
NaibofTabr, Hah, yes, stupid autocorrect
ObviouslyNotBanana, (edited ) I’ve never claimed to be involved in the military. I just like degrading other men at work!
Honytawk, (edited ) So you are in the military
ObviouslyNotBanana, Probably the japanese one
AngryCommieKender, What color is your favorite flavor?
humorlessrepost, Orange
vivadanang, signal soldier I see.
Kusimulkku, some
lol
turkalino, 
The military is actually packed with the kind of people you described. Just don’t look in the NCO ranks, or field grade officers and above.
LemmyKnowsBest, Exactly. It’s the lower enlisted people who haven’t been in as long and aren’t fully brainwashed & conditioned to the cult obedience mindset yet.
TooLazyDidntName, That and the guard!
db2, Someone’s bitter. You made the bed, now bounce a quarter off of it then drop and give me 50!
Che_Donkey, 
Sir, this is the Air Force…we don’t do that sort of thing.
BackOnMyBS, 
*Chair Force
Che_Donkey, Abso-fucking-lutely
Squid, deleted_by_author
Dirk, 
I’m sorry for you. Now finish up my coffee order, I have work to do!
theangryseal, Do what I do. Drive around and scope out the deadest businesses you can find. I’m talking if there’s more than 1 or 2 customers an hour, keep looking.
Apply inside. They usually don’t do online applications.
Once you have the job you can sit and play Steam Deck and Switch all day. Dust and mop once a week to keep it looking sharp, and then play games or take a call center at home job and do it from there. Learn an instrument.
It’s much more fulfilling than slaving away and “growing” for some other muhfucker.
At this point I can play the guitar like a mothafuckin’ riot. Doot doo doot dee doot do doo. Dunt duh dunt duh duh nuh.
ObviouslyNotBanana, Sounds like someone needs to cut their hair, polish their boots and have their soul beat out of them by exhaustion!
theangryseal, It’s funny you say that. I haven’t had a haircut in almost 2 years. :p
I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.
llii, I want one, I just don’t want sit for it.
I feel this, although it’s just 2 months for me.
ObviouslyNotBanana, I’ve never heard of a haircut taking 2 months!
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