Elaine,

Single single double!

Sabata11792,
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A schedule? Look how together this guys shit is.

roon,
@roon@lemmy.ml avatar

Look how together this guys shit is.

Never seen a sentence that makes sense and doesn’t at the same time

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

that 1pm commitment is going to get extended, maybe a break 'for lunch' at 5-530pm, but pick right up again at 630p, and be an 'all nighter'.

Fwoggey,
MammyWhammy,

Thank goodness someone posted this video. I was about to be very disappointed.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

You’re a mean one…

CodexArcanum,

I’ve dealt with depression for most of my life, but with a lot of work and medicine and care, it’s possible to get past self loathing and pity. And then, you can stretch “staring into the abyss” into an all day activity as you reflect on how good personal mental health doesn’t make the world less of a nightmare!

Ryan213,
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

8PM: listen to some Bonjour Tristesse until I fall asleep crying.

crystalmerchant,

nice Grinch joke

habanhero,

Bro is doing it wrong. Obviously world hunger is solved DURING Jazzercise, not after.

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

8AM Wake up
9AM Happy
12PM Happy
1AM DREAD
2AM Sleep uwu

EmpathicVagrant,

Must be nice to be happy that long or that early.

FlyingSquid, (edited )
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jazzercize? What is this, 1990? It’s Zumba all the way now.

ComradePorkRoll,

What does a robot vacuum have to do with a dancing exercise regimen?

SebSnares,
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clearedtoland,

I’m an idiot! (You’re an idiot!)

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