[Tutorial]How to impress her Dad
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BudgetBandit, Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“
lockhart, Her dad will think you already have children
Imgonnatrythis, “No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”
Tankiedesantski, Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.
SlopppyEngineer, Pushes daughter out the door
“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”
“Daaaaaad!”
Viking_Hippie, shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!
- Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) So does this mean their ménage à trois has to be before midnight, or will dad extend the curfew now?
SuperSaiyanSwag, Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work
ares35, 
the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'
oldGregg, (edited ) Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
Rivalarrival, Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.
lurch, What’s your problem with it?
SuperSaiyanSwag, I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.
bstix, (edited ) You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.
Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"
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