Cope harder pasta eaters/s
Italians have great raw ingredients, if only somebody would teach them how to use them.
BilboBargains, If only the British were willing to share their culinary secrets and dental technology, many of the world’s problems could be solved decisively.
Vode_An, culinary secrets
A crybaby yelling at people and offering galaxy brain advice like “limit the size of your menu, it keeps consistency up” and “clean daily”?
dental technology
You’ve seen those haggard chompers, it’s a miracle they don’t fall out or bite themselves comically whilst speaking. Imagine what people who gave a shit could do with that dental necromancy
littlecolt, Domino’s crust is always covered with a layer of nasty gritty powder, even if I tell them to not season the crust.
macgyver, 
Corn flour? Lol
nxdefiant, it’s the cornmeal they use to keep it from sticking during prep
shiveyarbles, That’s what they want you to think
littlecolt, Uh, I’m pretty sure it’s baby powder.
altima_neo, 
Yeah that’s not seasoning, that’s corneal. Unless you mean the edges? Then that’s their fake parmesan.
Littleborat, I will doxx you to the mafia!
tacosplease, I 100% unironically agree with this meme, and I worked in restaurants for years and ran one myself for a while.
Asafum, They didn’t mention taste so I’ll begrudgingly agree lol
As far as taste though, Authentic messy bush leaf pizza > Domino’s any day lol
Basil, I always forget how good a genuine pizza is until I have it again
Mr_Blott, Both the same price.
Proper Italian pizza - Just a like a mamma used to make
Dominos - 50% shareholder profit, 50 disappointment
Lucidlethargy, American here, Dominoes is effing disgusting.
ergifruit, a Domino’s white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar’s is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼
Vode_An, bless up
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