today I was in a Costco and they had one of those signs up near the employee break room. It said they’ve gone 7 days without an accident. Musta been hilarious the day they had to switch that back to zero.
You’re a fucking legend and the hero amongst the entire planet. It’s a well-known fact that people like you cause this shit to happen. You will go down in history but not in the bad way like this fuckhead did.
Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.
Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy but at least you’re not insane
Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here
Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer You’re so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You’re like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don’t care But you’ve got nicer legs than Hitler And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger How I’m missing yer And wishing you were here
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