Lies! Deception!
DarkGamer, 
That's why you never go beyond
TheRealKuni, If you ever go Beyond, and find the Fell Beasts, just remember the Words of Power to banish them:
“Bed, Bath, and BEGONE!”
sag, It’s real? Bro
digger, 
I worked there in college. I had to straighten these all the time because people tried to reach up and take one… Instead of the nicely folded ones that were within arm’s reach.
SpaceNoodle, We were hoping they hadn’t been pawed over by the unwashed masses
SatansMaggotyCumFart, I wipe my ass with nice store towels.
SpaceNoodle, Technically that counts as washing
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Oh, I guess I wash my balls.
Today I learned!
ArbitraryValue, No. No. That’s not true. That’s impossible!
Aremel, Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
CaptainBlagbird, 
Nooooooooo!
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