Fast casual
Omgarm, Fries on the side are a minimum for me.
HerbalGamer, 
ok but they’re served in something weird.
Rubanski, A silver plated original civil war shovelhead plastered with googly eyes as a plate
coffeebiscuit, A miniature frying basket is the default.
QuikxSpec, Truffle oil with rosemary and artisanal oregano grown on the roof in our sustainable vertical farm.
pinkdrunkenelephants, That actually sounds kind of good
stoy, Hipster burger restaurant starter pack.
comrade19, And the main burger is called ‘the americano’ which is fatty, with too much cheese, and a sweet relish.
Defaultusername92, That does describe America pretty well though
thorbot, Forgot the server guy with a beard and a ponytail
EmperorHenry, 
I’d be okay with that if the money meant that the workers get a living wage and benefits. But that’s not how most business owners do things here
Anticorp, Fast food isn’t far behind. I went to Burger King two days ago for the first time in ten years and was pretty shocked at the price.
cyborganism, That’s literally “The Works” burger chain in Ottawa.
AVincentInSpace, What if we just didn’t build a ceiling and called it the industrial aesthetic?
Hate joints like this.
HolidayGreed, I went to one of these wanky places in London and had to use my phone light to illuminate the menu sufficiently so I could see it, thanks to those shit light bulbs they insist on hanging everywhere. There are dozens of them and yet they give off no light… wtf is the point.
HiddenLayer5, (edited ) 
And you just know that this is the type of restaurant to throw out still edible food in a dumpster and then call the cops when starving people try to take stuff from the dumpster.
bricklove, These restaurants keep my cousins’ reclaimed wood furniture business alive.
Add comment