Viking_Hippie,

Fargo Style

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I can picture the minced meat being fed to pigs

Viking_Hippie,

You mean the Fargo Chips™? 😁

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Death by Volvo sounds good to me

HootinNHollerin, (edited )
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Definitely wanna look both ways before crossing when this beast is on the road or no one will see you again

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

🍋 Well worth it.

Wynnded,

Naturally…

someguy3,

We’ve had a doozy of a day officer.

saltnotsugar,

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Is Soylent Green another Option?

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Nah, too old school. I’d recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds dope tbh

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

First step to mulching the rich.. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly

rockSlayer,

I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

hate it when that happens

scytale,

Again?

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

crazyCat,

This way you fertilize the land more quickly.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

HootinNHollerin,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dinner and a show you know how to entertain

Track_Shovel,
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dan1101,

Oh geez Margie!

BigDanishGuy,

You should see the other guy

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