Track_Shovel,
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dan1101,

Oh geez Margie!

BigDanishGuy,

You should see the other guy

crazyCat,

This way you fertilize the land more quickly.

smuuthbrane,
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

HootinNHollerin,
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dinner and a show you know how to entertain

rockSlayer,

I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

hate it when that happens

scytale,

Again?

MissJinx, (edited )
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Think about it, we put our dead in the sun to dry and after they become dead jearky we chop them in small pieces and recicle as bricks! We can build thousands of houses! And we can even use the cemetery grounds, since there will be no more burials! Win x Win x Win!

You can live with your loved ones for ever; End the cemetery space problems; End Homelessness; Save the planet!

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I guess it’s at least more environmentally friendly

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

First step to mulching the rich.. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

saltnotsugar,

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Is Soylent Green another Option?

velox_vulnus, (edited )

Nah, too old school. I’d recommend Fissioneral. Want to shred your entire existence and generate energy for three generations of your descendants? It uses the same technology as the sun! Give us a call!

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds dope tbh

someguy3,

We’ve had a doozy of a day officer.

Wynnded,

Naturally…

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

🍋 Well worth it.

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Death by Volvo sounds good to me

HootinNHollerin, (edited )
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

Definitely wanna look both ways before crossing when this beast is on the road or no one will see you again

Viking_Hippie,

Fargo Style

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I can picture the minced meat being fed to pigs

Viking_Hippie,

You mean the Fargo Chips™? 😁

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yep I can see this is a Dutch car and environment, which makes sense they do like being efficient.

NutWrench,
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

“It is our most modestly-priced disposal method.”

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

Pedophile treatment center (on wheels)

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

There’s actually human composting now, too! (I’m a mortician)

LemmyKnowsBest,

Is human composting a mainstream option now, or only offered at select mortuaries?

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

It’s allowed in Colorado, Vermont, Oregon, Washington, and California, so definitely becoming more widespread. I’m not sure if you need a specific mortuary, but the one I worked in Colorado (before the law passed) would work with all sorts of programs; Science Care (body donation), organ donation programs, the companies that turned your cremated remains into diamonds/glass art/coral reefs, the ones that shot cremated remains into space or had it mixed with fireworks or tattoo ink. There are a LOT of options for you postmortem 😅

Got_Bent,

Only certain states, right?

I catch ask a mortician on YouTube every once in a while. She’s a big advocate of the composting and the water cremation.

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

Yup! Human composting is only legal in Vermont, California, Washington, Oregon, Colorado right now.

That channel gets enough wrong that I can’t support it. The biggest thing wrong that I’ve heard a million times is that you don’t have to be embalmed. If there is going to be a viewing, more than 48 hours after death, even just with next of kin; there, legally, has to be embalming to stop the biohazard risk in most states. If you want a direct burial or cremation, you don’t need to be embalmed; but if the public will be around the deceased, embalming is almost always required. Even in those that aren’t mandatory after 48 hours, there’s a massive liability waiver because of how dangerous it is, and you won’t be able to touch them without gloves.

Got_Bent,

Bummer that she gets things wrong like that. I mostly just watch her tell historical stories. She can spin a mighty entertaining yarn.

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

Oh definitely. I created a show after I had to stop mortuary work (genetic disability) because it’s fascinating. I even ran the Wayne State University Funeral History Museum for 3 years.

ratman150,

Can you go into details?

Shelbyeileen,
@Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world avatar

Washington Colorado, California, Oregon and Vermont currently allow human composting, but the idea is spreading. Cremation, embalming, burials at a cemetery, even green burials are awful for the environment. They all require either chemicals, the use of gas, or the use of heavy machinery; sometimes all of them. The aforementioned states made it in such a way that you’re giving back to the environment and it’s a fuck ton cheaper. (Still need a Funeral home involved for transportation, biohazard protection, permits, government docs, etc. So it’s not free, but much more affordable)

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