Rustmilian, (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

We do live in a simulation and I can prove it.
Stick your whole hand up your ass and push the secret eject key.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

just did this. didnt work but i learnt something about myself.

capital,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

db2,
mycus, (edited )
@mycus@kbin.social avatar

DUHHH CRINGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE

I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD!!!!!

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES!!!!!!!! ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES!!!!

AHGHGH

I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH

FUCK

YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER!!!!!

BUT OHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT??

CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED LERMY LEMMR CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS LEMMYR BASED BASED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BonfireOvDreams,
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml avatar

Based. but also, cringe.

db2,

Stay mad.

mycus,
@mycus@kbin.social avatar

Hah! Sorry for the poor copypasta, I just now realised that on lemmy my reply makes absolutely no sense.

On kbin I saw only a "cringe" reply and thought the copypasta would be fitting.

It still doesn't make that much more sense, but eh... Guess I should give that migration feature a try.

db2,

I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know it was a copypasta. 🤦

PeriodicallyPedantic,

What the fuck

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

Jesus Christ dude, go outside and smoke a blunt. It's time to take a break.

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

God is real and he said to kill all those people that don’t believe the exact same thing as you.

Vs

The subset of mathematical rules that guide the movement of the very small and very large seem to be engineered.

Totally the same shit.

quackers,

it’s not a fair comparison, in the sense that the religions people tens to not believe in are those with disputable claims in a book dictated by god.
Caims such as simulation theory or unspecified god without evidence for or against it make way more sense than major deistic religions. And again, that’s not to say it’s true, its just significantly more likely to be accurate.

AngrilyEatingMuffins,

Damn theists really are fucking morons, huh?

neptune,

Change the top text to remove the word “random” and instead explain how people actually talk about evolution.

Change the bottom text to say “statistics may imply the universe is a simulation…”

And then you remove the straw man argument.

wuphysics87,

They are similar in that neither are scientific theories, as they are equally non-falsifiable. We may live in a universe where it is impossible to see the face of god or a glitch in the matrix by construction.

Given that impossibility, how then could you perform an experiment or make an observation that contradicts the theory? To be reductive, science isn’t about proving. It’s failing to disprove. If there isn’t a set of circumstances in which a theory can be disproven, it isn’t scientific.

Unless you are a string theorist. Then you just say whatever the hell you want.

Godric,

Makes me miss my old roommate, who didn’t believe in God but believed this all could be a simulation. Hope you’re doing well buddy, wherever the fuck you’ve wandered!

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Oooohhooho. You really touched a nerve on this one.

confluence,

Dr. Blitz called Simulation Theory religion for tech bros and I can’t get it out of my head 😅

DumbAceDragon,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t think anyone actually believes the latter except room temperature IQ tech bros. It’s mostly just a hypothetical.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

I exclusively pray to the god of the sentient beings running our simulation for truly we are but a part of their intelligent design. 👀

voidMainVoid,

Are you a farmer? Because you have an awful lot of straw!

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

bad religion bait post is bad

lseif,

yep.

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