*clamp clamp*
PeriodicallyPedantic, The sound of one ham clamping is an unpleasant twist.
x4740N, 
Was trying to figure out what “clap your hams” meant before seeing another comment saying “clamp”
Bo7a, How long before the repost with ‘Whoa Black Betty’ as the caption?
KreekyBonez, be the repost you wish to see in this world
thorbot, (edited ) If you’re happy and you know it, hamp your clams
Classy, Hamping, that’s what hampers do, right?
Wes_Dev, …squeeze your meat?
I guess that does make me happy.
BonesOfTheMoon, Hahahaha
damnthefilibuster, Fuck you. Where’s the paid upvote on this platform? You deserve it.
BonesOfTheMoon, I feel the gold coming from your heart.
mindbleach, That’s compressed cholesterol.
Compressterol.
Mischala, Ahh yes, Compressterol, the Artery clamping compound.
tdawg, It’s clamping time!
hakunawazo, This surely is an euphemism for something…
Sharpiemarker, (edited ) Keep your dick in a vice
-AvE dude
BonesOfTheMoon, Clamp your ham!
DevastatedBungHole, Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn’t feel correct
_lilith, 
I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up
gibmiser, (edited ) If you’re happy and you know it…
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4b324f2b-b5c9-4d64-87dd-702c7b0bec79.webm
gibmiser, If you’re happy and you know it…
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e142fd5a-a1f0-456f-b507-4fbf1e142178.jpeg
chuckleslord, Hold a stamp in an AI generated hellscape?
gibmiser, Stamp a skeet / stomp your feet
Sharpiemarker, To AI’s credit, they have the correct number of fingers.
Wes_Dev, I wonder if newer AI models are going to have to learn what “AI Generated” is supposed to look like, and how ironic it would be it they had to output worse quality in order for people to accept it was AI generated. Maybe “Gen[1/2/3/4]_AI” would be better, like how we have console generations and stuff.
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