Na.
bleistift2, If it takes days for your platelets to close a wound, go see a doctor.
bleistift2, You know what? If it takes more than 5 minutes, go see a doctor. You’ll bleed to death in days.
Schnitzel_bub, 
Don’t judge my platelets! They’re just burnt out and underpaid. Inflation hasn’t been good on their quality of life either.
scytale, Well if they didn’t make it so itchy, maybe I wouldn’t have scratched it off. /s
Fizz, 
I had to read this meme 10 tines because my mind kept going to pizza and I was thinking do blood platelets like pizza crust.
Schnitzel_bub, Pipl crust.
MadBob, “Crust from your wound”? You couldn’t word it a bit more disgustingly?
Schnitzel_bub, Solidified, dead blood. Is it still part of you, or is it just stuck in you like a cork? Quick, rip it off to get rid of this existentialist grey area by throwing it out the window.
Suppoze, 
Poetic comment
Mubelotix, 
It’s actually a good thing to remove them, your body needs you to. The crust prevents the skin from properly reparing. No wonder why we all do this instinctively
Caketaco, 
I’m a grown man; I eat the crust.
Omega_Haxors, Sheen: “Excuse me teacher, the scab I was picking flung off in your direction, can you please give it back?”
Omega_Haxors, I have fast healing so by the time I even notice the scab and pick it off, the skin underneath has already been replaced.
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