Psychman3000,

Easy, give me the blue pill. My mistakes and choices have brought me to where I am and have made me who I am. I wouldn’t change my life for anything, especially not to correct a few mistakes. Most importantly I may not have met my wife or have my kids if I change anything. I’ll take the money and use it to improve the life I have.

Lommy,

That is a good answer bud. I totally relate

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Blue, would be hard to merry my x again, so I still have my son.

dream_weasel,

Ho ho ho. Merry ex marrying!

Jerb322,
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

My bad

ilikemoney,

Since I’m married, blue pill. If I wasn’t, red pill all day. I’d be a billionaire by the age of 20

greenskye,

Same, though honestly with my bad memory, I’m not sure I’d do all that much better with the red pill. Itd be hard for me to put together enough seed money to make a decent return, and I don’t remember specific dates well enough that I think I could convince my parents about it.

Pika,

blue pill, my existing knowledge won’t help me cause I’m not in a position to actually change things. 10 million dollars though… I could invest that and call it a day

Secret300,

You could get bitcoin before it blew up and get richer

Pika,

It doesn’t say you go back I time, just become younger, but if that’s how it works I could do that route, and have an early start on everything.

Secret300, (edited )

Well it says “restart your life at 6 years of age” so it’s healthy implying you’re gonna go back in time

bassomitron, (edited )

You could do way more than just get Bitcoin. You could do shorts/puts on all types of market spikes/crashes and just normal investing in Apple, Google, Tesla, Amazon, etc etc. You could literally become a multi-multi billionaire.

That is, if going back to 6 years old also means that you’ll at least be 18 way before or by the time the mid-90s/early 2000s rolled around.

Secret300,

Well I wouldn’t. I’d be 18 in 2020

troglodytis,

Team Purple.

Allero,

That is the option to take red pill and buy Bitcoin later

Greg,
@Greg@lemmy.ca avatar

I’d grab both pills and quickly swallow them just to see what would happen. I might end up a 12yo with $5million. I’d be so obnoxious

TacoButtPlug,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is the only correct answer

neoman4426,

One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

fastandcurious, (edited )

Also just hope that major events are not converging points in multiple timelines, otherwise you will be aware of all the terrible things that will happen but will practically be unable to stop them

Tuturun’t

Vode_An,

which is one digests better in my ass?

dream_weasel,

Brown pill.

GardenVarietyAnxiety,

Red pill. My dumbass thinks I could “fix” the people that fucked up my childhood with the knowledge I have now

DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

I plan on convincing my mom to leave my dad. Sadly, 6 isn’t young enough to prevent him from ruining her life, though. But at least she’ll get out earlier, and also I can hopefully prevent her from having a surgery that completely changed her life for the worse.

Sharkictus,

Six is a bit early. If I could go back to between age 18 and December 2015

I could make money and have a way better career trajectory and love life.

Otherwise back spring/summer 2007.

6 is pointless. Knowledge and wisdom in a body and brain not equipped for it? Hardcore depression.

So yeah 10 mill.

Iron_Lynx,

Are the pills binary? Because I wouldn’t want to rewind to far before either shacking up with, or maybe meeting, my girl. And all the fun things I would wish upon every iteration of myself that I’m doing now are things I’d started with in adulthood.
I’d only really be interested in taking about a third of a red pill, since that’d probably take me back to after I started most of these fun things.

If I’d be required to take whole pills, I’d take the blue one.

Bitlummo,

Easy blue pill. If I had to redo my teenage years I would have told my ex-wife to fuck off before giving her a chance. Then I wouldn’t have my son and he is literally everything to me. Definitely couldn’t watch my son see his mom leave him again.

CADmonkey,

I couldn’t imagine the stress of knowing what I know now and being sent back to when I was six years old. I’d be trapped with my parents.

I’d take the money. My wife is amazing, and we are very happy together, but a lot of things had to fall just right for us to end up together.

JATtho, (edited )

I ate both. Nothing really happened to me, but the matrix has been glitching though…

Churbleyimyam,

Blue pill: I would die of boredom if I had to go back to school for more than a couple of days.

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