notthebees, (edited )

Here’s my take, if went back to when I was 6, I probably wouldn’t have the same friends I have now, like genuinely amazing friends. I’d rather not live though middle school and highschool again.

So I’ll take the 10 million dollar blue pill.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P

Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You’re F-ing Neo, you don’t need to play these kids games - if there’s something you want, you just materialize it, easy.

Ofc… if this were a more irl scenario, I don’t think I’d be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either “get rich quick” or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P

darthelmet,

$10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don’t need to go through school and puberty again.

Uvine_Umbra,

Easily red pill. Every issue in my life was caused by my immaturity & incompetence basically so I could easily fix my life from there lol

Also i remember how to setup a BTC mining rig lmao, so that’ll make things easier 😁

ColeSloth,

I gotta say, the top answer being the 10 million surprised the hell out of me. Especially from someone who’s middle aged like myself. I had a pretty bad childhood myself, but the chance to get over 30 years of my life back and the wisdom to make better choices? I’d take that over ten billion dollars, and my life as an adult didn’t turn out too bad. No amount of money can buy back your youth. Let alone the possibility of living long enough to see Elder Scrolls VI come out.

otacon239,

If Silicon Valley taught me anything, take the cash.

SGG,

Red pill. I have so many new ideas on how to ruin my life!

F_Haxhausen,
@F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

Pratai,

Red pill. 100%.

ArugulaZ,
@ArugulaZ@kbin.social avatar

Is cyanide an option?

Lauchs,

Red, easily.

Yeah, some childhood stuff would suck but you could probably skip a good few grades. As you already (hopefully) know how to socialize by now, a lot of the childhood friend stuff seems pretty optional.

Dating would be really tricky through the early teenage years as I don’t know how I’d feel about girls my own physical age at that point.

Because I’m relatively older and would have insane future knowledge, I could absolutely rock in stocks and have enough money to actually effect change. (Eg, singelhandedly fund a massive Democrat turnout machine in the rustbelt for 2016.)

The hard part would be somehow connecting with my current group of friends whom I love to death and wouldn’t want to lose. They are the only thing that makes the blue pill tempting.

MossyFeathers, (edited )

Red pill if it means I go back in time to when I was 6yrs old. Blue pill if not.

Edit: having to live through puberty again would be painful, but there’s a fair amount of stuff I could, and likely would, do a lot differently.

SonicBlue03, (edited )

No restarts. Blue pill.

bigkahuna1986,

Blue pill all day. I’d never give up my daughter and we could spend the rest of our lives vacationing.

MxM111, (edited )
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

I am taking both. Thank you. Nobody said that it is exclusive choice.

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