OpenStars, por qué no los dos? Punch him in the mouth and do whatever you want.:-P
Or just stare deeply into his eyes until he blinks, then turn around and leave the room. You’re F-ing Neo, you don’t need to play these kids games - if there’s something you want, you just materialize it, easy.
Ofc… if this were a more irl scenario, I don’t think I’d be taking pills from some random dude offering me to either “get rich quick” or turn me into a 6-yr-old, pudding or no. Maybe this is how he gets rich, by selling my organs or some such.:-P
darthelmet, $10 million easy. Sure maybe you could get more if you were going back in time and insider trading on everything. But $10m is already enough money to live a comfortable life, especially if you just invest it in something safe. And that way you don’t need to go through school and puberty again.
Uvine_Umbra, Easily red pill. Every issue in my life was caused by my immaturity & incompetence basically so I could easily fix my life from there lol
Also i remember how to setup a BTC mining rig lmao, so that’ll make things easier 😁
SaintWacko, Blue pill. I have an amazing wife and kids and there’s no way I’d risk that
psud, And cop an investigation for unexplained wealth
ColeSloth, I gotta say, the top answer being the 10 million surprised the hell out of me. Especially from someone who’s middle aged like myself. I had a pretty bad childhood myself, but the chance to get over 30 years of my life back and the wisdom to make better choices? I’d take that over ten billion dollars, and my life as an adult didn’t turn out too bad. No amount of money can buy back your youth. Let alone the possibility of living long enough to see Elder Scrolls VI come out.
Annoyed_Crabby, Blue, easy. A 6 years old me can’t do much even with my current knowledge, and i have to live through a childhood with my current world view and a slightly abusive father. Even if my goal is to redo everything it will take years for me to even have people taking me seriously, or have the “requirement” to set things up, i’ll be stuck in a child body with no one listening, that’s a nightmare.
10 millions though, i can set aside 50k to be used in the near future, pay off my mortgages, and the rest invest in a low risk profile and live off the rest of my life from dividends, and perhaps set up businesses in that actually reward blue collar worker.
psud, Workers co-op is a good model for worker rewarding structures
52fighters, There’s nearly 0% odds I end up with the same wife and kids twice and I hit the jackpot the first time around. Give me the money.
DragonTypeWyvern, But with enough money you can buy a better kid!
Annoyed_Crabby, But this one will grow up to be a goat!
psud, It would be so creepy trying for the same partner. So much of relationship building is learning about each other and you’ll never be surprised by their side of those conversations
otacon239, If Silicon Valley taught me anything, take the cash.
SGG, Red pill. I have so many new ideas on how to ruin my life!
capital, Used to want the red pill but I have a kid now. Resetting would almost assuredly cause me to end up with a different kid.
I’m team blue.
ZoopZeZoop, There’s a related movie that I highly recommend: About Time.
Blaze, Very good movie
capital, Oh yeah I love that movie. I have it on my server.
Elaine, This. My kids and my pets - I’d be haunted for the rest of my life knowing I traded them in. I’ll take the 10 mill and be happy.
Greg, I’d grab both pills and quickly swallow them just to see what would happen. I might end up a 12yo with $5million. I’d be so obnoxious
TacoButtPlug, This is the only correct answer
F_Haxhausen, Neither. Trick question.
I’d choose the secret third option:
The cyanide pill.
neoman4426, One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.
fastandcurious, (edited ) Also just hope that major events are not converging points in multiple timelines, otherwise you will be aware of all the terrible things that will happen but will practically be unable to stop them
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Pratai, Red pill. 100%.
rekabis, 6 years of age would put me in 1978.
There is a lot I could do from that point onward, that would make $10M look like spare change. Like investing in Apple, or working with Tim Berners-Lee to more effectively launch an Internet that could better resist corporatization and enshittification.
psud, Have you any ideas how enshittification can be prevented without preventing Slashdot and Reddit? Like you can’t make a non commercial rule without making a more barren internet. Maybe the best you could do is get a Lemmy-like thing up and open source before Reddit could emerge
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