taanegl,

I have a high pressure water system at the ready. Remember: if it isn’t peeling skin off flesh, it’s not effective enough.

TrickDacy,
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Yeah people are weird about bidets. They’re obviously a great invention

Thranduil,

Or just dont shit simple.

Infamousblt,
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This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

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