potatobro,

Born to shit… Forced to wipe 😓

resin85,

Sometimes it’s like wiping a marker

Infamousblt,
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This is why I pay free range chickens to peck the shit off my asshole. It keeps them out of the factory farms, reduces water use, provides the chicken a fair day wage for a fair day of work, and keeps my butthole squeaky clean.

peanuts4life,
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I just dump a liter of bleach in the upper deck and remove the seat. Nothing cleans you up better than a good swirl.

jollyrogue,

Lemmy needs a “Vote for best of” feature.

scytale,

Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

Skyrmir,

I mean, i haven’t actually been to Japan myself, but I’ve heard some things…

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t ever seen one there, but it’s pretty likely.

Lemmygradwontallowme,
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Extra points if you use ones of these to spray your ass, if you don’t have any good bidets, let alone bidet sprays to buy

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0669df13-95b6-470e-81de-3c3864ecca7b.png

They’re not only as effective, but also portable…

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