I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess
Sivalente, They’d show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.
tooclose104, 
I wish our cabinets looked like this… we’re supposed to be getting a retractable patch panel soon for a pilot. Hopefully it doesn’t suck.
words_number, Considering what the device on the left is capable of compared to the device on the right, the cable management on the left suddenly looks very elegant and efficient.
UnrepententProcrastinator, That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.
CADmonkey, Vagus nerve?
noobnarski, I guess I am a god then
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management… pretty low bar to clear
atomic_nugget, Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it’s hideous
c0mbatbag3l, 
It’s like the homer Simpson sexy in front clips in back meme.
PhlubbaDubba, zipties arteries
dies of a heart attack
Oreos, Better use velcro straps next time
mingistech, 
It’s… Evolution or IT Guys
SaltyIceteaMaker, Bro it’s a meme doesn’t matter if it says god or evolution in this instance.
mingistech, Don’t get all salty. Oh wait.
billwashere, These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.
electrogamerman, I tried with God’s design. 0/10 would recommend.
bobs_monkey, Velcro > zip ties
david, The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.
aaaaaaadjsf, 
Also nerve damage sucks. When I touch the space in between my chest/pectoral muscles, I feel it in my back. And then the rest of my back is numb lol.
4am, God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!
eestileib, TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.
Wish I’d taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.
Nobsi, 
Picture was taken for… documentation!
Frederic, Yup, SDI, certainly Miranda/Grassvalley stuff like a Kaleido
letsgo, Nice rack.
mp3, 
But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can’t afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.
kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!
DocBlaze, (edited ) depending on how you count sleep humans have a close to 70% uptime. pretty abysmal, GOD!
OrderedChaos, Even when you’re sleeping the system is still operating. So since it’s not 100% active nor completely off it’s a weird area that someone with amazing math skills could come up with a higher percentage.
DocBlaze, I guess that’s true, the system is even up when under attack (viruses, psychedelic drugs) and for up to a century with mostly self-maintainence.
LemmysMum, Systems that are ‘down for maintenance’ are also still being used.
30% downtime is 30% downtime.
Thranduil, Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause
samus12345, 
He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
Isoprenoid, My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.
SARGEx117, “Omnipotent” Being couldn’t design a better body?
Skill issue, tbh
100_kg_90_de_belin, God just thought that implementation would be easier.
DragonTypeWyvern, He could have, but he didn’t want to.
He enjoys the suffering.
Isoprenoid, Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.
Recursive issue, tbh.
SnipingNinja, Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.
Isoprenoid, Implying any improvements that don’t make us divine would satisfy you.
SARGEx117, Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?
Isoprenoid, Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.
avogadro, Also the system has to assemble itself
Mobiuthuselah, Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment
SwingingTheLamp, without being able to unplug or replace any cables
Oh! Oh! Here’s where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.
Short version: It’s a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.
SnipingNinja, Where’s the long version?
duckington, Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
tkk13909, Without downtime too!
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