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expatriado, i more of a yellow mustard person, but same issue, first squirt goes to the sink
Lynxtickler, Shake it first ffs
expatriado, no
JTheDoc, Lower water activity reduces bacteria.
Not sure about flavour/texture however.
Gradually_Adjusting, (edited ) 
Time to make my own ketchup. With dried chilis, and MSG.
Edit: I did, and it’s fabulous
JTheDoc, Good choice.
Rally, We call is pre-ketchup in our family
Stretch2m, Thanks. I hate it.
CaptDust, Shake before the squeeze
DontRedditMyLemmy, Pop lid, squeeze before closing lid, then shake. Ensures that pressure won’t build up as ketchup warms.
ImplyingImplications, Ah, the ketchup precum…
FUCKRedditMods, Can you imagine if dicks farted like that when cum was coming out?
I’m actually laughing out loud picturing this and i’m not gonna explain why to my coworkers
variants, When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s
flubba86, It puffs out in a cloud, like talc.
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