kamen,

Kind of like estimations in software development.

meekah,
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estimations in software development are much less reliable IMO

BirdsWithBeefyArms, (edited )

Lies. They’re very reliable. You can rely on them to be wrong.

NegativeInf,

Take whatever timeline you have and double it. Then add 6 more weeks of cram.

KrokanteBamischijf,

Had the exact same experience the other day. Fuck these machines, fuck printers, fuck microwave ovens, fuck software updates and fuck time estimates in general.

Zerush,
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It’s not always the fault of the device. It estimate the time based on the download speed in this moment, but it can’t know that in the next moment your ISP server slows down or that your AV stops the download for some times to analyze a suspicios file, things like this to make your day enjoyable. Because of this, never automatic updates. I recieve an notification if there is an update in the queue and so I can update when I like in a spare time.

gallopingsnail,
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Uh, this is a photo of a clothes dryer.

Peter1986C, (edited )
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

The photo shows a washing machine though (I can read the Dutch labeling of the dials/buttons).

Caitlyynn,
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I still wouldn’t be surprused if it worked that way

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

And who needs an Dryer, Washingmashine, Fridge or other home appliance with Internet connection to spy you? Then complaining on Lemmy about the lack of privacy on the internet and the control of large corporations over the user.

https://file.coffee/u/RoMRLR5csB1SMaE_oakOf.gif

0ops,

That’s a washer, or maybe a dryer I can’t tell. I hope it’s not downloading anything

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

Washer. It describes available washing programs in Dutch.

RBWells,

Our dryer does this to us:

Put clothes in, start it - it estimates 35 units of time. Come back in 15 minutes to check, it says 15 units left. Come back in 15 minutes, it now says 21 units left.

I am, like all of us, unsure of the fundamental nature of time. But the dryer even more so. The units are not one standard length, and they don’t move always in the same direction.

Siegfried,

Im still waiting for the last edit OP, dont leave us hanging

camelbeard,

I think it was 17:18 when the door lock finally opened. The very first time estimate said it should be ready at 16:10. So it was definitely a big lie.

MacNCheezus,
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OP looking down on the unwashed masses after complaining about his fancy washing machine:

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/772/vultouri.jpg

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