This would work on me
(I have low standards)
RealPuyo, Lung cancer rizz
callyral, 
Hey, are you a cigarette? Because you smell bad. Go take a shower.
MacNCheezus, 
And they say romance is dead…
blargbluuk,
troglodytis, Hey, are you a cigarette?
Maven, 
Why? Because I’m smoking?
gsfraley, Haha thanks you too
blanketswithsmallpox, You are what you… What you eat?
TheDarksteel94, I’ve seen someone do that. A whole pack.
troglodytis, Na, cause I wanna get lit and put you in my butt
troglodytis, Wait, no
Cause my butt is lit and I’m drooling on you
troglodytis, (edited ) Wait Wait… No
Cause I’m objectifying you so much it’s life threatening, but it’s ok cause society normalized me
AVincentInSpace, Nailed it
Master, Because being around you gave me cancer.
SayJess, 
Bah gawd! That man has a family!
Darkenfolk, *had.
SnotFlickerman, 
Pin worms dude.
Rampsquatch, Basic hygiene my dude.
SnotFlickerman, Literally nobody’s ass is that clean.
cuchilloc, Literally eating ass for 14 years, never got an itchy butt. If someone has them, they would know and maybe not even want to have genital sex. The best sex happens with people you can trust.
AVincentInSpace, genital sex
as opposed to…?
cuchilloc, Munching ass, no genitals involved. There are more examples, hopefully you can use your imagination so we don’t have to list them. A web search might also prove fruitful .
Cosmonauticus, Never thought I’d read something so wholesome and true in a thread about licking butthole
sharkfucker420, 
Sweetest thing I’ve read all day and it’s about eating ass
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