How could my body betray me like this?
Martineski, 
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Holzkohlen, Did you also just wet your bed?
Franzia, Oh no does widdle baby not wanna get up to pee? Well mommy has a solution, but you’re not gonna like it! Unless you do, and then mommy is going to be very happy with you.
Custoslibera, This better not awaken anything in me…
Franzia, Like your need to pee right away? 🤭
Resistentialism, Yes, mummy.
Resistentialism, You’ll start making jokes about this, and then it’ll catch up to you. Then you’ll remembee this comment as you and your partner are sat in a pissy bath tub
Franzia, Romantic
jimmydoreisalefty, A diaper may help.
Or hold off on drinking liquids near your sleep schedule?
Custoslibera, Kegels is the solution that’s worked for me.
blanketswithsmallpox, The joys of perpetually being thirsty as fuck or getting up to pee once in the middle of the night…
Fuck being thirsty though. Fuck getting old too.
SpeedLimit55, You gotta pee just before bed then brush your teeth then pee a little bit more.
ivanafterall, 
If you just pee in bed, you can stay comfy and it'll warm you up even more.
Custoslibera, Warmth is only temporary.
Cold wetness lasts a long time.
Crow, 
But the satisfaction of crawling back into bed knowing you won’t have to get up for hours.
Giu176, It’s me right now plus I have cat on my legs sleeping… I can’t move
The_Eminent_Bon, When I was in the hospital we had pee jars by the bed
Num10ck, Gatorade bottles. Trusted by truck drivers. Thats why Gatorade has no yellow flavors, and wide mouth jars with beveled edges.
RedEyeFlightControl, 
Num10ck, sure touche technically, but dude if your piss looks like that neon then you’ve got bigger issues.
FooBarrington, What if it glows in the dark?
NutWrench, 
If you need to pee, you have to just get up and do it. That situation isn’t going to get any better.
RIP_Cheems, 
What if suddenly it got a little warmer…
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