cosmicrookie, 8 months ago (edited 1 day ago) Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars
Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes
Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars