noob, bring that road roller

ergifruit, 1 year ago

if you live in the US and are on Medicaid, you might be able to get a box of dental supplies for free. i have UniCare and they sent me an electric toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss. i’m sure other Medicaid/Medicare insurance companies offer similar, so make sure to check their websites.

ergifruit, 1 year ago

my shampoo bottle is at least 1:1 water and shampoo at this point 🥴

cosmicrookie, 1 year ago (edited 3 months ago)

Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

SnokenKeekaGuard, 1 year ago

Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98, 1 year ago

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate, 1 year ago

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Fermion, 1 year ago

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

ryan213, 1 year ago

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.