SnokenKeekaGuard,
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Damn you can afford a car!

Mok98,

Defnitely a wheel, not necessarily a car

gnate,

Nah, just gotta wait for the neighbor to go to work.

Fermion,

Did they take that toothbrush to a belt sander?

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Fancy pants using brand name toothpaste.

cosmicrookie, (edited )
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Uber: I’ll pick you up in 5 minutes

Me: oh no. I don’t need a lift. Just bring a Starbucks coffee and drive over my toothpaste tube. I’ll give you 10% tip and 5 stars

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