Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes. Does it also cost 30 times as much to get the caffeine fix? Yes.
PP_BOY_, 
Mountain dew tastes like rat piss
Godnroc, What’s wrong with your rats?
PP_BOY_, Diabetes
PapaStevesy, More like what’s right with them.
Towwebbed, Now with vitamin R! https://giphy.com/gifs/jcYcqxf8z6qCA
madmaurice, 
Piss from rats that carry the plague, since it tastes like death too.
frenchyy94, Excuse me? Mountain dew (any Energy Drink for that matter) tastes horrible.
Tea all the way!
ericbomb, You stayed loyal to tradition and are reaping the finical benefits for it!
Granixo, 
How dare you speak the truth! 🧐☕
phundrak, Hard agree, even basic Twinings tea tastes good (I have some Earl Green and Darjeeling right next to me)
Annoyed_Crabby, Excuse me sir that’s just bollock, dried leaves water is clearly superior.
JackbyDev, Bean versus leaf, if only we could live together in harmony
Annoyed_Crabby,
ericbomb, You stayed loyal and are richer for it.
Loyalty pays (or saves).
DmMacniel, only with milk though.
tdawg, Eh. I went espresso -> (homemade) coffee -> coffee & tea, over the years
SexualPolytope, 
Homemade espresso >>>
(Of course, if it’s financially viable for you. In any case, try not to become an addict.)
guyrocket, 
Just pee in your green tea and add a cup of sugar per cup of pee tea.
It will look like mountain dew and get you sweating like mountain dew and taste like SHIT!
zib, 
Who let Bear Grylls in here?
guyrocket, Urine: the taste of the great outdoors!
ericbomb,
Num10ck, maybe try different teas? even mixing a couple together?
banazir, 
You can’t beat a well boiled cup of quality (loose) tea! Fuck the Dew!
teatime, 
Tea is best!!
silverwing, Meanwhile my ADHD brain: “Is that caffeine? Welp, time to hit the bed”
AngryCommieKender, Ahh, is that why I don’t have a caffeine addiction? Hadn’t put that together till now.
bappity, 
I can’t stomach coffee anymore so can’t have it even if I wanted to 😩 and if i try it just makes me more tired and sickly
GrammatonCleric, 
Coffee wins every time, even if I have to pay $9+ for a goddamn bag 😭
ericbomb, Embrace tradition, 100 tea bags for $4! Your ancestors fought for access to tea!
GrammatonCleric, Bro, my ancestors dumped tea in protest 😅
ericbomb, Because the tea was expensive! They fought for cheap tea!
GrammatonCleric, Spiffing Brit, is that you? 🧐
Kbin_space_program, Sorry, mountain dew tastes better than tea?
What garbage store brand floor scrapings sorry ass tea have you tried.
zalgotext, The meme is about 4¢ tea bags. That’s certainly not going to taste the best.
ericbomb, Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
freebread, Sometimes the best memes are made by those who are furthest away from the subject matter. I’m over here with the 9¢ green tea bags from Wegman’s though.
absentthereaper, 
Does mountain dew taste better than black tea? Yes.
my brother in christ what
ericbomb, Okay okay you caught me.
I don’t drink mountain dew, or black tea. I do drink some herbal tea though. Caffeine makes me sick overall.
I had this meme stuck in my head, then just brain stormed what title would get me the funniest comments.
So far saying mountain dew tastes better than tea has gotten some banger responses like this one, so all is going according to plan!
RobMyBot, Mountain Dew isn’t only the worst caffeine fix.
Mountain Dew is the worst soda in general.
AngryCommieKender, Allow me to introduce you to Jolt soda. They make/made(?) cola, and a Mt Dew clone, but with something like 3-5 times the caffeine. That shits disgusting.
los_chill, I think Mountain Dew is the best soda.
gullible, If you’re really hard up for caffeine, purchase pure caffeine powder. $20 is enough to satiate an average person for a year, or to overdose daily for a month.
ericbomb, Looking at the math it honesty looks like cheap black tea and cheap caffeine powder are about the same cost. Can get 400 tea packets for 15ish bucks, or a year supply for 15$.
Tea just is secret top tier.
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