Image of a ‘Daily Mail’ news headline, which reads:
“Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles.”
A render of several supermarket aisles from a birds-eye-view is attached, which small coloured dots in the air representing germs.
Rayspekt, Who coughed in this comment section?
coffeebiscuit, Nobody, it was from the next tread.
BeigeAgenda, 
This shows Daily Mail gets their scientific knowledge from Look Around You: youtu.be/RBLdG1TrxOM
Oszilloraptor, Verstörend.
Discombobulated_Back, Unter dem post hier sind ungefähr etwas mehr als die Hälfte deutsch. Das lobe ich mir.
Pharis, That explains why I keep ending up in the candy section. It’s not my fault after all.
NegativeLookBehind, 
You only have to worry about the Germans if they’re the AfD strain
Discombobulated_Back, Fuck afd
trex, Fuck afd
pimeys, Fuck afd
Menjoo, Fuck afd
leap123, 
Fuck afd
quantenzitrone, fuck AfD
Micromot, FUCK AFD
Iron_Lynx, FUCK AFD
Successful_Try543, FUCK AFD
SaltyIceteaMaker, Fuck AFD UwU❤️
Peter_Arbeitslos, (edited ) German 
FICK AfD, MEINE KERLiNNEN!
itsraining, cough cough
Entschuldigung!
cows_are_underrated, 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
reflex, 
Verboten!
TotallyNotSpez, Another symptom of German spreading is multiple postings of fish memes in international communities instead of being limited to ich_iel.
Haus, 
Mmmm... Fischmemen.
lurch, I honestly wonder why I didn’t see a single Störganoff 🤷
itslilith, 
there were multiple, at least on 196
Discombobulated_Back, Also ich wusste von Fisch memes in ich_iel aber nicht außerhalb. Verdächtig 🥸
TotallyNotSpez, Check 196 then ;)
LetterboxPancake, German I blocked both in the meantime.
Ihr Fischköpfe geht mir auf die Rückenflosse.
the_Coffin_Seller, 
Das geht uns an der Heckflosse vorbei Ü
LetterboxPancake, German Vermute ich auch, ist mir aber auch wumpe.
zyratoxx, 
Reddit/Lemmy simulation shows a single mention of Germany can spread germans across a whole Kommentarsektion
Jay, Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.
cows_are_underrated, 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
miss_brainfart, 
Diese wundervolle Schrift kenn ich doch, wie heißt sie noch gleich?
Karyoplasma, Frakturschrift ist der Überbegriff.
miss_brainfart, Ich glaub, diese Schrift im speziellen ist die Germanica, wenn mich nicht alles täuscht
Discombobulated_Back, Guten Tag.
Juvyn00b, Gluten tag.
SaltyIceteaMaker, Gluten Teig.
Killing_Spark, Ja moin
FQQD, as a german: can confirm. this is what happens while coughing.
amelia, When someone in the supermarket coughs, I (a German) try to get as many aisles away from them as possible, so yes, can also confirm.
NotSpez, Well I mean they are everywhere…
SquareBear, Aaa actung!
miss_brainfart, Germans spread through the use of towels
SuckMyWang, The allies really could have used this intel during WWII
Discombobulated_Back, Besiegt ist besiegt.
LetterboxPancake, German Americans get up early, cover France in towels.
Checkmate.
barttier, 
In aisle three da steht ein Röööselein, und das heißt Cooorona! 🎵
velox_vulnus, deleted_by_author
SuckMyWang, You said stinky dick
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