Image of a ‘Daily Mail’ news headline, which reads:
“Coronavirus simulation shows a single cough can spread Germans across two supermarket aisles.”
A render of several supermarket aisles from a birds-eye-view is attached, which small coloured dots in the air representing germs.
Designate6361, 
It’s not a concern as long as they don’t spread from the aisles into Poland
miss_brainfart, 
Germans spread through the use of towels
SuckMyWang, The allies really could have used this intel during WWII
Discombobulated_Back, Besiegt ist besiegt.
LetterboxPancake, German Americans get up early, cover France in towels.
Checkmate.
Rayspekt, Who coughed in this comment section?
coffeebiscuit, Nobody, it was from the next tread.
craftyindividual, Ich_ill :(
Zerush, 
Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.
Menjoo, It’s called a Blitzsneeze.
BeigeAgenda, 
This shows Daily Mail gets their scientific knowledge from Look Around You: youtu.be/RBLdG1TrxOM
Oszilloraptor, Verstörend.
Discombobulated_Back, Unter dem post hier sind ungefähr etwas mehr als die Hälfte deutsch. Das lobe ich mir.
Pharis, That explains why I keep ending up in the candy section. It’s not my fault after all.
itsraining, cough cough
Entschuldigung!
NotSpez, Well I mean they are everywhere…
SquareBear, Aaa actung!
cows_are_underrated, 𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉
reflex, 
Verboten!
barttier, 
In aisle three da steht ein Röööselein, und das heißt Cooorona! 🎵
velox_vulnus, deleted_by_author
SuckMyWang, You said stinky dick
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