Fuck the moon
A tweet from “Fuck the moon”:
Fly me to the moon, Let me kick it’s fucking ass, Let me show it what I learned, In my moon jujitsu class
Reply from the same user:
Wow this blew up. Wish the moon would.
Aurenkin, Hmm, must be a werewolf.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, Or a giant robot who’s also its pilot’s mother.
790,
seitanic, 
I could swear somebody made a song out of this. I wish I could remember who. Probably some nerdcore artist.
PatFussy, Absolutely based
Xraygoggles, The time is now! Children are our future! America can, should, and will blow up the moon!
dingus, 
spauldo,
Obi, 
Really incredible how relevant they can be sometimes. I never saw that one before either.
dingus,
sdoorex, Woof, that alt text.
JoeMomma, In other words my screws are loose
In other words I’m a loon
samus12345, 
SexualPolytope, 
spudwart, 
Jearom, If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.
zeekaran, Middle third is 10/10.
_haha_oh_wow_, 
Moonanites unite!
raz0rf0x, 
I’ll just leave this here…
Sabre363, What did the Moon ever do to this guy.
NocturnalMorning, It stares at him most nights.
VikingHippie, He’s just really into natural darkness…
samus12345, That’s the sun he should be hating, then, all the moon is doing is reflecting sunlight.
VikingHippie, True, but I don’t think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot…
DocBlaze, (edited ) https://www.themoviedb.org/t/p/w640_and_h360_bestv2/6on14Tist0o4kQWAaFiBiAUgZJO.jpg
this lil guys pretty unhappy about your moon comments.
you best to watch your back
anarchrist, Awww yeah! Don’t make us come down there and beat your moon-hatin ass!
Cockmaster6000, Da moon rulez #1
DocBlaze, (edited ) SO MAYBE YOULL BE A GOOD PERSON TO ASK WHO WROTE: THE MOON RULEZ - #1, ON MY CAR, WITH A KEY
/ Carl
Cyberwitch_7493, 
I quite like the moon, it guides our tides and lights our nights (well the reflected sunlight does). What’s not to like?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,
Sidewayshighways, You gotta blur that finger, He’s doing it as hard as he can
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