Automated_Footprint,
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Excellent use of the new template 🫡

Gork,
Wage_slave,
@Wage_slave@lemmy.ml avatar

When it’s taco Tuesday and you’re wearing a skirt to work.

Rentlar,

If you’re using an app with animations, try collapsing the above comment

son_named_bort,

And that’s when you step out as someone is stepping in.

EvilFonzy,

I call that the Dutch lift.

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

“IT WAS MEEEEEEEE!”

Crul,
Franzia,

I like the way you think OP

ulkesh,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

And then the elevator stops on the next floor and someone new steps on.

Gork,

Then you do the Family Guy line. Look into their eyes and assert dominance by saying, “you did it.” Then awkwardly staying in the elevator as it goes to the next floor.

ulkesh,
@ulkesh@beehaw.org avatar

Touché, salesman.

DoucheBagMcSwag,

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CADmonkey,

I thought you were supposed to drop the air biscuit before stepping off a crowded elevator?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Tactical dragon Godzilla queefs.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like you didn’t check well enough, several dinos are caught in the blast!

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