Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

“Sweetie, I know EXACTLY what I’m doing.”

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar
SoyaSuki,
@SoyaSuki@lemmy.ml avatar

Bad advice. Glas bottles can shatter inside and kill you. But with some practic and a whole lot of lube a melon is quite fun indeed 😊

IWantToFuckSpez,

Yeah use a champagne bottle, they’re much stronger. Though make sure it’s uncorked.

hackris,

Speaking from your friend’s experience amirite ;)

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I didn’t expect real advice here. Listen to this person, kids

Resistentialism,

Jokes on you, I saw a video of a lass saving a half empty glass bottle of chocolate milk up her fanny last night. Sure, it was only the neck, and it was for like barely any time at all, but still.

I think it’s jars that you’re supposed to avoid.

KISSmyOS,

If you wanna win this argument, you better link your source.

Resistentialism, (edited )

Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

spoilerShe’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it

rambling_lunatic,

A glass bottle shattering inside of someone’s bum literally started a war.

OwlPaste,

Why no one is talking about the 🍍?

SubArcticTundra,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

That is not coming out

agentshags,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Don’t threaten them with a good time

dill,
@dill@lemmy.one avatar

So much good stuff in this image

  • wicker basket dude
  • defeated look of the lady checking out
  • man’s villenous smile
  • literally everything is fruit vegetables and alcohol
  • seriously who tf brings a wicker basket to the store
DrM,

There are eggs and a bottle of water

BuboScandiacus,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

Let me introduce you to eastern Europe

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Please make a picture with red arrows 😜

helpImTrappedOnline,

That lady needs some meat. That dastardly villain won’t give her meat. for women without meat

Kecessa,

Lady checking out looks like my crazy ex 😐

MNByChoice,

Unbelievable! It would seem the lowly checker is seated!! I am insulted!! /s

But for real, I enjoy that this image may normalize humans sitting if and when they want to.

Mr_Blott,

Narrator - it’s already normalised, wtf is this guy on?

ryathal,

You must not be in the US, Aldi is the only place I’ve ever seen sitting cashiers in the US.

Mr_Blott,

You must not be in the US

Yeah mate, the vast, vast majority of us aren’t

Lauchmelder,

in what backwards country are cashiers not allowed to sit down ???

Grass,

Basically the entire continent of North America

balderdash9,

Rant incoming: I cannot tell you how many times I’ve tried to create a meme and the stock image has the logo all over it. Search for anything on google images (spaceship, boat, man smiling, etc) and you will get a ton of stock images with the stock image stamp of annoyance on it. /rant

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

I … Don’t see the problem with the stamp or watermark… That’s kinda the point for me to be honest.

These pictures weren’t made for me, but I’ll use them to do what I want with them

balderdash9,

It’s fine if it’s not an issue for you. But for me, if I’m creating something, I want the image itself to look as clean and HD as possible. For a lot of my memes, the joke is in the image editing itself.

But all that is just my personal preference for my shit. The rant wasn’t meant as an attack

baggins,

If it’s that big a deal you can always go pay to license the image.

LordOfLocksley,

Those are spring onions though, not leeks

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